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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2007 23:40:14 GMT
A good result for South Park B tonight, though on a difficult table:
Hit and hold very much the order of the day.
Horley CC 1, South Park Con Club B 4
Christine Reynolds 570, Dave Snashfold 3760
Brian George 2530, Josie 100 (after BP)
Denise Wills 330 (after BP), BB Reaper 2200
Sally Mortimer 1720, tommo 2640
Tom Hyder 1510, John Turner 2330
A pleasant evening, and some good lessons in flirting from the BB Reaper. ;)
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Post by Chunky Monkey on Mar 14, 2007 0:27:30 GMT
tommo when did i flirt? i was on my best behaviour tonight thought i was a gentleman to be honest
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2007 9:57:15 GMT
The flirting was subtler than usual.
Not quite Don Juan or Casanova standards yet, but steadily moving up the table. ;D
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Post by Josie on Mar 14, 2007 10:03:14 GMT
Tommo - you mean thing you. BBR was definitely on best behaviour last night - he was a true gentleman. Actually - he even asked my permission before scoring my game - just in case ;)!!!! (Unlike some others in the team I could mention - but choose not to! 8-) :P)
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Post by Chunky Monkey on Mar 14, 2007 10:20:16 GMT
yes tommo you got on well with denise last night, taking a few tips from the BB FLIRTER were we?????
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2007 10:40:25 GMT
I've just checked the tables for the all-time greatest flirters, and look at who's straight in at number six !
1. Hugh Hefner
2. Howard Hughes
3. Gene Simmons
4. Elvis Presley
5. Warren Beatty
6. BB Reaper
7. George Clooney
8. Frank Sinatra
9. Clark Cable
10. Dean Martin
Kipling Tart Points a-plenty at the last knockings, methinks ! ;D
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Post by Chunky Monkey on Mar 14, 2007 10:53:48 GMT
only number six, like my teachers always said could do better, watch this space i will be number 1 ;D
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Post by Josie on Mar 14, 2007 11:09:23 GMT
BBR - if it means anything to you - you're beating my George!!!! If you're a smoother operator than him then you can't be doing too badly!!!!!! ;)
But if you Google and look down the list a bit - who can we spy getting into the Top 40? Is that Tommo creeping into the charts???? ;D
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Post by Chunky Monkey on Mar 14, 2007 11:38:01 GMT
i suppose not josie. i still haven't won you over yet tho :-*
tommo only just making the top 40 you got some catching up to do ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2007 13:02:51 GMT
You can't be googling the same site as me - I'm not even on the radar.
But as you say I've some catching up to do, I've found some chat-up lines to use and could be using these without prior notice - so be warned !!!
Do you believe in love at first sight…or shall I walk past again?
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You're like a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you....
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
My bed is broken, can I use yours?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
HIM: "You look just like my first wife"
HER: "How many times have you been married?"
HIM: "Never".
"My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
Help the homeless – take me home with you.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd like to.
So, tell me about yourself; your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
Do you see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar). He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Those are nice jeans you have on... but you know they'd look even better crumpled up on the floor beside my bed.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hi I'm Mr Right, I've heard that you've looking for me...
"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
What are your measurements? I need them for the lotto as I know you're a winner and I want to be one too...
10 ton polar bear. If that doesn't break the ice, nothing will.
Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Hi, my name’s Fred Flintstone, and I’m gonna make your Bedrock!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
My face is leaving in 10 minutes, you'd better be on it?
Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Legs is the word of the day. Let's go back to your place and spread the word.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?
...........and the best Northern chat-up line :
[/i]You don't sweat much for a fat lass[/i]
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Post by Chunky Monkey on Mar 14, 2007 13:14:37 GMT
tommo LOL. some of them are well cheesy non of which i would use.
but fill your boots tommo i can feel some compition coming on ;D ;D
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Post by Josie on Mar 14, 2007 14:10:29 GMT
tommo LOL. some of them are well cheesy non of which i would use. but fill your boots tommo i can feel some compition coming on ;D ;D No BBR - you wouldn't use any of them - course not! ::) Tommo - if you use any of those you'll be losing places quickly!!!! Don't think you'll even be in the Top 100 then!!!!! :D |
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Post by Chunky Monkey on Mar 14, 2007 15:03:56 GMT
tommo LOL. some of them are well cheesy non of which i would use. but fill your boots tommo i can feel some compition coming on ;D ;D No BBR - you wouldn't use any of them - course not! ::) Tommo - if you use any of those you'll be losing places quickly!!!! Don't think you'll even be in the Top 100 then!!!!! :D josie darling i wouldn't use any of them i just use my charm, and my gentleman ways ;D :-* :-* |
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