week 10 banter and tipsters

[specialone]

I have sent my team to the wrong Wheatsheef, Cuckfield not Woodmancote, taken my team to a bye at Handscross, and now postponed a match against a team we were not playing anyway. Now you all know why I am 'special'
TSO

[BB Warrior]

Okay, with the first game now played, let's start some marking with Bobhall....

Nov 26, 2010 11:33:16 GMT bobhall said:

right lets start this off
after a fresh night with the school ladies on Wednesday very enjoyable i must add even if one was so drunk she fell over and landed on the chocolate cake shame i didn't have a camera though but tommo would have been in his element if he was head master

Brewers Arms 4 Greyhound 1
after both teams losing this week they will want to bounce back with a win but brewers take this 4-1 tonight Andy dilly jock and maybe Liam or Trevor or noddy which one of the 3 will play will win and Neil wins for visitors a score of 8k 7k 6k 5k through out the night for extra bonuses
Correct result for 1 point...... plus 3 bonus points for wins by Andy, Jock & Trevor

Hurst A 5 Plough Lower Beeding 0
bobhall is back and Hurst win this 4-1 tonight team total 30000 tonight with a 4 ball on the cards wins for mama papa, edward and bobhall tonight  Geoff for visitors a score close to 10k tonight and 7k and 5k and 3k and a few 2k scores as well for extra points
Revised marking shown on post further down the thread for this game..... ::)

Laughing Fish 2 Mill House Z 3
mill house will like this top so a 3-2 away win tommo getting h and h getting 10k tonight super g and Alan win tonight with mike winning decider father teams with son to win
10k 5k 6k 4k and a 3k tonight well done h on another win
1 point for the correct result plus 4 bonus points for the wins by H, Andy, Alan and Mike.

Plough Plumpton 4 Woolpack 1
plough 5 woolpack nil tonight they really go to town with Darren Ron Dave Jan and Ric bithel win today so congrats on a 5-0 win a 5k 4k 3k 3k 1k and maybe a few hundreds too
0.5 for the home win, plus bonus points for wins by Darren and Jan.

Eight Bells 2  United Services Club 3
is nick back who know well i think a 4-1 is on the cards if he is if not a 3-2 home win tonight graham winning non the less in the match  so a Ros loss but nick Doug Denise and Trevor win tonight Denise plays a calm and steady game mmmmmmm tough 8k 5k 4k 2k 2k 1k tonight
No points for the surprise result of this series...... 1 bonus point for Doug's win only. :'(

St Francis 1 Hurst B 4
well colleen shows the men how to play tonight with a great win and a nice 3-2 away win and they finish with Ian and Steve winning tonight Shaun and Matt win for home team tonight
well 4k 2k 2k 2k 1k 1k 3k
0.5 for the away win, 2 bonus points for the wins by Steve & Matt

Watermill B 3 Brewers Bravos 2
bravos go here top of table but finish as 3-2 losers tonight with Paul martin and 1 other winning bravo and Lynne win tonight but a few close matches   3k 5k 4k 2k 1k
Inspired choice for the surprise result gives you 1 point...... plus bonus points for the wins by Paul & Martin for the home team.

Horns Lodge 1 Watermill A 4
a see a 3-2 away win tonight with Kim Chris and Geoff winning for away and Geoff winning for home team against Norman only two scores over 5k tonight and Kev brings up the rear for a point for lodge 3k 3k 3k 4k 2k tonight
0.5 for the away win....... plus 3 bonus points for the wins by Kim and both Home & Away Geoff's....

i feel i should get bonus points for predicting scores if they come in aswell

Points this week..... 21..5 plus 5.5 from post later on thread = 27.0 Points

[BB Warrior]

Now Spudgun.....

Nov 26, 2010 12:35:03 GMT spudgun said:

Lets follow the leader.

Brewers Arms 4 Greyhound 1
The Brewers will be looking to bounce back from last weeks defeat and i feel that they will do, 4-1 on the night, Jock and Dilly to hit big.
Correct result for 1 point.... plus 1 bonus point for Sir Jock

Hurst A 5 Plough(LB) 0
With bobhall back from his dubious St. Trinians adventures i will actually predict a whitewash in favour of the home team for the first time in my predicting career.  Bob and Lorraine to hit big.
No Bobhall, but a good point for predicting the right result and a Baby Guinness Bonus. ;D

Laughing Fish 2 Millhouse. 3
Reckon the Millhouses unbeaten record will remain unblemished with a 4-1 away victory, Tommo, Barry and SuperG all doing well.
0.5 for the away win plus 1 bonus point for Barry.

Plough(PG) 4 Woolpack 1
The Plough will be another team looking to expunge the previous weeks defeat and will come down hard on the Woolies.  4-1 to the home team, Jan to play the captains innings for the away team.
1 point for the correct result, Malc the winning visitor though so no bonus.

Eight Bells 2 USC 3
Very interesting clash this one.  Will probably side with the home team to take this one 3-2 but there will be some hard fought matches.  Lets go for a dodgy bonus point and say one will come down to the last ball.
No points for the surprise away win..... but worth a bonus point with 3 very close games. ;)

St. Francis 1 Hurst B 4
I have always backed the Hurst B in the tipsters but feel that this time i have to go with the home team to win 3-2 in a close fought match.
No points here I'm afraid... :'(

Watermill B 3 Brewers Bravos 2
We have generally tended to have good results against this friendly team but, as always with us, match-ups are crucial.  Will tentativley go with a 3-2 away victory with one of the Bravos blokes to slip up but one of the ladies to cushion the landing.
Maybe you were all too tentative..... no points for the result, but a couple of bonus points for Bravo (and PMR) losing, but Nikki nearly cushioning the landing. ;D

Horns Lodge 1 Watermill A 4
Another victory for the away team here.  4-1 to the Mill.
Absolutely correct for a point. ;D

Points this week..... 10.5

[BB Warrior]

Now Tommo.....

Nov 26, 2010 13:50:52 GMT tommo III said:

Two more keener tipsters than me this week..............

Brewers Arms 4 Greyhound 1
Former champions Greyhound have been left behind in the starting blocks this year and I can see this going 3-2 to the home team in a high scoring match for both sides.
0.5 for the home win, plus a bonus point as TiR said it was a high scoring match. ;)

Hurst A 5 Plough Lower Beeding 0
The Hurst seem to be firing on all cylinders, so again, 4-1 to the homesters
All 5 cylinders were certainly firing, 0.5 for the home win.

Laughing Fish 2 Mill House Z 3
Let's stick my neck out here....usually I draw H and get a thumping, but the rest play like heros and snatch a 3-2. I reckon this time we'll struggle on the replacement top, lose 2-3 but I'll miss H in the draw (despite trying my best to get him again) and be one of only two Zed winners. Oh, and if the 'proper' table is back in time for our match, I'll relish it and score my first-ever 20k.;D ;D ;D
Hmmm..... you should have stuck with your original thoughts.  Officially it should be no points here, but I'm going to award two lots of 0.5 as H's Dad gave you a thumping and I did enjoy your brave 20k prediction. ;D

Plough Plumpton 4 Woolpack 1
Backlash from this Wednesday, Plough will record a 5-0 victory. Big score from Darren.
0.5 for the home win, a bonus point for Darren as he won although 4k not a big score..... but it is nearly Christmas. ;D

Eight Bells 2 United Services Club 3
Sparky will like the top and be top-scorer. A close match with 8 Bells just coming through.
No points for the result..... but a bonus for predicting a close match (as it's Christmas! ;D)

St Francis 1 Hurst B 4
Never easy to win here. The Saints buoyant with a 4-1 victory. Spesh and Manly to hit big.
No points here I'm afraid..... :'(

Watermill B 3 Brewers Bravos 2
Cloth is nice here but there's a strange throw from the cushions. Home knowledge an advantage here, 3-2 to the Mill B with both Gavins winning.
The cushions didn't throw you off from picking the right result..... but not a Gavin in sight! :o

Horns Lodge 1 Watermill A 4
A good night for the Mill A who will be celebrating a 4-1 win, only Geoff spoiling the party.
Correct result for a point..... and Geoff earned you a bonus point

Points this week..... 8.5

[BB Warrior]

Me next.....

Nov 26, 2010 14:44:48 GMT BB Warrior said:

Another week and another tipsters..... 8-)

Brewers Arms 4 Greyhound 1
The home side will be keen to make up for their defeat last week and should beat the struggling dogs.  Sir Jock, Andy Dilly and Derek all winning for the home team, Trevor (or maybe Peter B) for the visitors.
Correct result for 1 point..... plus 4 bonus points for the wins by Jock, Andy, Derek and the visiting Trevor. 8-)

Hurst A 5 Plough Lower Beeding 0
Bobhall not available, but Chunky Supersub is!  Hard to see beyond a 4-1 home win here, Baby G, Papa Hall, Jenny and Chunky all home winners, Mark the winning visitor against Pete E.
0.5 for the home win, plus 4 bonus points for Baby G, Papa H, Jenny & Chunky.... ;D

Laughing Fish 2 Mill House Z 3
The draw needs to be kind to the Fish or they will be sunk without trace.  A 4-1 win for the visitors with Tommo, SuperG, Mike and Alan all winning..... Chris the only home winner as H suffers a rare home defeat on the "lovely" replacement table.
0.5 for the away win, 2 bonus points for Alan and Mike winning.

Plough Plumpton 4 Woolpack 1
The Plough will be keen to make up for the mauling they took from the Zeds last week and will hand out the brush to the visiting Woolies.  Darren, Chase, Dave, Jan and the Warrior all winning and several big scores for the home team.
Malc spoiled the brush, so 0.5 for the home win but 4 bonus points for wins by Darren, Chase, Jan.... and me. ;D

Eight Bells 2 United Services Club 3
Without Nick, the Bells will find this a tough match unless the draw is kind to them.  I still think that they will have enough to win the game, with Ros, Doug and the ever-improving Denise getting them over the line.  Sparky and Terry G the likely winners for the visitors.
No points for the result...... 3 bonus points for wins by Ros, Doug and Terry G.

St Francis 1 Hurst B 4
The Saints at home are very tough to crack and they will edge this one 3-2.  Spesh, Manly and Matt win for the home team, the 2 Kings for the visitors.
Nothing for the result..... but a couple of bonus points thanks to Matt and King Steve.


Watermill B 3 Brewers Bravos 2
The Bravos will go here as favorites and will justify that with a good 4-1 win.  The usual suspects (Adam, Spud & Paul) win their games and Nikki takes a deserved win as well, either Flying Dutchman or Vince win for the home side.
Nothing for the result..... but 3 bonus points thanks to Spud, Nikki and the Flying Dutchman. ;D

Horns Lodge 1 Watermill A
If there is such a thing as a "comfortable 3-2 away win", then this should be it.  Big Norm, Laser Eyes and Chris will be too good for the home team, Geoff & Kev Stevens will keep the Lodge in the game, but the only way I could see a shock would be if Chris Farrow plays....
4-1 is even more comfortable than 3-2, so 0.5 for the away win..... plus 3 bonus points for the wins by Norm, Laser Eyes and Geoff

Points so far....28.0

[BB Warrior]

Last, but by no means least, Spesh....

Nov 29, 2010 19:07:38 GMT specialone said:

Only Me
Brewers Arms 4 Hound 1
TR does the barking for the Hound
Correct result for 1 point..... plus a good bonus point for picking the only away winner. ::)

Hurst A 5 PLB 0
In the words Of Sir Elton 'The Bitch is back
Correct result for 1 point...... and the Sir Elton must deserve a bonus point even if Bobhall didn't play. ;D

Fish 1 Z's 4
brave shout on H to win
A 3-2 away win for the Zeds earns you 0.5 plus a "brave" bonus point for H winning.

PPG 5 Woolie 0
Backlash big style
a 4-1 backlash earns you 0.5.

8 Bells 3 other club 2
Terry the Gas and Sparky for away wins
Terry the Gas earned you a bonus, with the Other Club picking up a surprise 3-2 win even though Sparky lost. :o

Saints 2 Hurst b 3
All games to go with break
The Hurst B win 4-1 to give you 0.5 for the away win.....

Watermill b 2 Bravos 3
Brave shout on Bravo to large it
The B Team gained a good 3-2 home win and Bravo only "littled" it in a rare defeat.... no points here I'm afraid. :'(

Horny lodge 1 Watermill a 4
Correct for a point..... ;D

Points this week..... 8.5 plus Spesh 3.0 bonus = 11.5

[BB Warrior]

Dec 1, 2010 18:41:30 GMT specialone said:

I have sent my team to the wrong Wheatsheef, Cuckfield not Woodmancote, taken my team to a bye at Handscross, and now postponed a match against a team we were not playing anyway. Now you all know  why I am 'special'
TSO

3 wonderful examples of why Spesh is so "Spesh"...... has to be worth 3 bonus points for entertainment. 8-) ;D

[BB Warrior]

Updated to include Watermill B v Bravos, match played last night.

It looks like a few games will be played tonight..... good luck and a Merry Christmas to everybody. ;D

[BB Warrior]

Updated to include Laughing Fish v Mill House Z, played last night...... well done to the Zeds for reaching Christmas unbeaten. 8-)

[bobhall]

no bohall for there match on wednesday so i think my lovely chunky supersub will provide a vital winner to take the team to there romping tonight well done sub always a pleasure signing u

[specialone]

TSO will play tonight despite manflu, the world has a right to know and see how much I am suffering. Peter unavailable so Roger is promoted from the youth acadamy.

[iang]

Late news for the tipsters.
Colleen not playing tonight, so an outing for Mr Jobbins instead.

Also Iron man Darrell is back in the squad ;D

[specialone]

Sorry., meant to put the above post on Banter and tipsters, Oh the shame.


[have moved for you,  no probs.......tommo]

[bobhall]

i definatly think special one deserves a bonus for saying that hurst the bitch is back as kev is a big girls blouse and he was back and in great form

[specialone]

Brave effort from Darrell, and so good to see Marion and Darrell out and about. My very best wishes to them for the new year. Paul Jobbins played rather well to spoil my evening, clearly he enjoyed the 'football style' atmosphere in the club, also loving the live darts. Expect to see him at the Allie Pallie soon.
TSO

[bobhall]

mr ingram if u check my modified post i modified it to change the names so i think i need re marking also the brewers match report has been put up

[bobhall]

Nov 26, 2010 11:33:16 GMT bobhall said:

Hurst A      v      Plough Lower Beeding
chunky monkey is back and Hurst win this 4-1 tonight team total 30000 tonight with a 4 ball on the cards wins for mama papa, edwards and chunky monkey tonight  Geoff for visitors a score close to 10k tonight and 7k and 5k and 3k and a few 2k scores as well for extra points

there you go i thought id show u my re write and edwards can count as either really if not both  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BB Warrior]

Dec 30, 2010 13:09:42 GMT bobhall said:

Nov 26, 2010 11:33:16 GMT bobhall said:

Hurst A      v      Plough Lower Beeding
chunky monkey is back and Hurst win this 4-1 tonight team total 30000 tonight with a 4 ball on the cards wins for mama papa, edwards and chunky monkey tonight  Geoff for visitors a score close to 10k tonight and 7k and 5k and 3k and a few 2k scores as well for extra points

there you go i thought id show u my re write and edwards can count as either really if not both  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry Bobhall, I hadn't noticed that you had changed your earlier post...... :-[

A 5-0 home win earns you 0.5, team total was only 25k (blame Chunky for losing that 5k for not getting a bonus for 30k! ;D) a 3 bonus points for wins by Mama, Papa and Chunky.  With regards to "edwards", I really think that this is too vague to really by worth 2 bonus points...... after all, if somebody had just put down "Hall" then they could earn anything from 0 to 4 points in your team which really seems to take the "skill" out of the Tipsters IMHO...... however, as both Pete & Jenny won I will give you both bonus points on this occasion meaning a total of 5.5 points to be added to your score above..... 8-)

[iang]

Dec 14, 2010 23:32:09 GMT BB Warrior said:

Me next.....

Nov 26, 2010 14:44:48 GMT BB Warrior said:

Another week and another tipsters..... 8-)





St Francis 1 Hurst B 4
The Saints at home are very tough to crack and they will edge this one 3-2.  Spesh, Manly and Matt win for the home team, the 2 Kings for the visitors.
Nothing for the result..... but a couple of bonus points thanks to Matt and King Steve

Points so far....25.0

I gave you warning that Darrell & Paul were playing ;D ;D

[BB Warrior]

Dec 31, 2010 13:57:55 GMT iang said:

Dec 14, 2010 23:32:09 GMT BB Warrior said:

St Francis 1 Hurst B 4
The Saints at home are very tough to crack and they will edge this one 3-2.  Spesh, Manly and Matt win for the home team, the 2 Kings for the visitors.
Nothing for the result..... but a couple of bonus points thanks to Matt and King Steve

I gave you warning that Darrell & Paul were playing ;D ;D

Yes Ian, I know and I really should have changed my Tipsters but never got round to it as (very suprisingly...!) sometimes I do other things rather than just bar billiards.... :o :o :o ;D

Great to hear Darrell is back playing again........ and well done of your team victory. 8-)

[BB Warrior]

Please could somebody post the report of Horns Lodge v Watermill A on here when the Old Fella has sent it out to enable me to finish off the last points for the Tipsters.... ;)

Jan 1, 2011 12:23:11 GMT BB Warrior said:

Please could somebody post the report of Horns Lodge v Watermill A on here when the Old Fella has sent it out to enable me to finish off the last points for the Tipsters.... ;)

Your wish is my command:  have included on the main thread for Week 10.
tommo

[BB Warrior]

Jan 1, 2011 14:53:38 GMT tommo III said:

Your wish is my command:  have included on the main thread for Week 10.
tommo

Thank you oh great Genie of the Bottle..... ;D

Before I tally up the points for this week, a few Special Bonuses to give out..... 8-)

Tommo has to deserve 2 for this post..... ;D

Dec 1, 2010 16:34:10 GMT tommo III said:

Watermill A have booked their taxi to the Horns Lodge tonight: ;D

Chunky Monkey gets his first point for his message to Bobhall...... 8-)

Dec 30, 2010 1:32:16 GMT bobhall said:

with that 5-0 win over a premier side well done to hurst club on finishing top of the league in 2010 keep up the hard work guys and thank you to chunky monkey for stepping in and telling me if he had kept his 5.5k break he would have had 14k  very funny mate :)

Bobhall can also have a bonus point for his post telling us all about how much his team mates wanted him to play......

Nov 26, 2010 14:48:02 GMT bobhall said:

mr ingram i am in the squad as players lost and they begged me to return i cant help if im loved
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

...... but then not playing! :o ::) ;D

Spesh & Bobhall can both have a bonus point for this....

Dec 30, 2010 1:45:26 GMT bobhall said:

i definatly think special one deserves a bonus for saying that hurst the bitch is back as kev is a big girls blouse and he was back and in great form

Which leads us to the final points for this week.....

1/. Bobhall - 27.0 plus bonus of 2.0 = 29.0
2/. BB Warrior - 28.0
3/. SpecialOne - 11.5 plus bonus of 1.0 = 12.5
4= Spudgun - 10.5
4= Tommo - 8.5 plus bonus of 2.0 = 10.5
5/. Chunky "The Bitch is Back" Monkey.... 1.0  ;D

Overall Leaderboard

1/. Bobhall - 257.5
2/. BB Warrior - 233.0
3/. SpecialOne - 98.0
4/. Tommo - 81.5
5/. Spudgun - 61.5
6/. ---- H ---- - 24.5

Occasional Tipsters

1= Q - 2.0
1= Ros - 2.0
3/. Chunky Monkey - 1.0