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Post by Herr von Puebik on Oct 30, 2006 16:56:47 GMT
Congrats to the Colemanator on becoming the latest Distinguished Tart Member ;D ;D I've just peeked at your profile Ian and I see your user name is Chimp ;D Any particular reason you chose that ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2006 17:00:25 GMT
Yay, congratulations to the Colemanator on becoming a Distinguished Tart. But milhouse's Tartship appears to have been sacrificed on the high altar of the Colemanator to make it all possible. Maybe only two are possible at any one time? ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2006 23:16:31 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2006 9:13:48 GMT
1-2 H 2-1 Doug 5-2 Elsie, Hevvie 4-1 massive2, jel 50-1 baaa !
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Post by Q on Nov 1, 2006 15:32:27 GMT
I've just checked my profile.... it seems that I've posted on average LESS than one post a day since registering!!!!
I must have been VERY slow at the start.
NO COMMENTS PLEASE ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2006 16:39:41 GMT
As a matter of interest I've just worked out that Fazza is safe at the top for another year ;D , if we maintain our current progress rate with him doing three posts a day and me five.
Unless one of us has a hissy fit and spits the dummy out once more, that is !!! ;)
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Post by jel on Nov 1, 2006 19:13:14 GMT
you must post more than five a day tommo, your always on here ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2006 19:22:25 GMT
I thought that too, Jel. Maybe my counter has got stuck. ;D
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Post by fazza on Nov 2, 2006 7:45:05 GMT
Your WHAT has stuck?
How about if I delete some of mine? Would that help you to satisfy yourself in ANY way?
Some people do have strange targets in life?
How about you stay at home, post day and night, and do not come to Jersey? That would please Gina!
The rest of us, too, maybe!!!!?????!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2006 8:45:43 GMT
Ooh dear, the dummy is half out ! Believe it or not, Overtaking you is not number one on my list of priorities: As you are quite fond of saying about other matters, frankly I couldn't give a toss. I was just having a bit of a harmless jibe, no need to get so uptight about it ! I wonder if Herr von Puebik has a little smiley showing a lion tamer holding a chair ? That would be appropriate in the circumstances ! ;D
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Post by fazza on Nov 2, 2006 9:12:47 GMT
As a matter of interest I've just worked out that Fazza is safe at the top for another year ;D , if we maintain our current progress rate with him doing three posts a day and me five. Thank you darling, dearest, gorgeous, hunky (no, I will stop at hunky). I, too, think your calculations are wrong, because you said I was posting three times a day, and you FIVE. You missed a couple of vital words out. It should read: EVERY five MINUTES surely that would be nearer the mark. But (lick, lick, I am a pussycat really) good on yer mate. This place would be so quiet without you. Incidentally, where is Lorin since he "entered" the Jersey pairs with two different partners? Is he trying to split himself in two?
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Post by Q on Nov 25, 2006 21:17:05 GMT
Just bringing this thread back to life... Why isnt there a title of 'Distinguished Moderator' or even better ' Distinguished TART Moderator' ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2006 21:34:53 GMT
Well, Sav signs himself "Global Tart Moderator". Glenn has put the Distinguished Tart Members back to DM's only.
I see you are on 498 posts, and looking to celebrate shortly. You could add Distinguished Tart Moderator to your signature and then sit back and wait for the bells and whistles.
But it's very quiet on here at the moment: I don't know what's happened to the Northants boys, can only think that a) they've gone into hibernation for the winter, or b) they're taking advantage of long dark winter nights and doing a bit of "hedge creeping" ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2006 11:40:14 GMT
Well, you did it, Q ! 8-) Congratulations on being a self-styled "Distinguished Tart Moderator". ;D Such an event shouldn't go un-Heralded, of course: And, you also get a bell and a whistle. And I've stuck an oar in as well. ;)
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Post by Chris_Sav on Nov 26, 2006 11:58:30 GMT
Just bringing this thread back to life... Why isnt there a title of 'Distinguished Moderator' or even better ' Distinguished TART Moderator' ;D ;D Our Master is getting too serious in his old age!!! Well done from the old sea salt from East Kent, Nearer to Calais than the next league. And to the prolific Claire for becoming only the second Forum Master (Should I change it to 'Tart Master'???) &
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2006 13:15:10 GMT
Cheers Sav,
You'll be coming up to Apprentice Global Tart Moderator Mastership yourself shortly. ;)
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Post by davejones on Nov 26, 2006 13:48:45 GMT
That goes back a bit seeing a Herald Vitesse. It was similar to my first car only mine was in pale blue.
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Nov 27, 2006 8:01:10 GMT
:o Ayup wots been going on then :o :o Turn your back for 2 minutes and Claire becomes a Forum Tart Meister and Bernie becomes a Distinguished Tart Moderator :o :o :o Well done you two ;D I've been exceedingly busy the last few weeks trying to move warehouse so I haven't had a lot of time to look in :-/ Normal service will be resumed shortly :P
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Post by jel on Nov 27, 2006 17:16:12 GMT
oh no , get ready for some more tart posting then ;) ;D
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Post by Owners' Account on Nov 27, 2006 19:45:44 GMT
I'm thinking of setting up a Tart forum where everyone can tart in peace.....
I feel bad, there are two many forum masters. Always 2 there are.... a master, and an aprentice...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2006 20:05:23 GMT
Well, sorry to upset the equilibrium of the natural order of things -Ying and Yang and all that. Perhaps if Fazza reaches 2,500 you could make him a Grandmaster...............
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Post by jel on Nov 28, 2006 19:50:35 GMT
i wouldn't be a bit surprised if you dont get to 2500 posts before fazza tommo :o
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2006 23:42:06 GMT
SAV HAS MADE 1,000 POSTS ! Allow me to PIPE the old SEA SALT aboard ! (Last image shows Sav with three trailers full of bar billiards tables) ;D
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Post by Sparky on Dec 3, 2006 19:50:31 GMT
Just thought I'd interrupt the normal running of this section of the forum (Quizzzzzzz's) to be the first to congratulate myself for becoming an 'unofficial' Distinguished Moderator ;D
I expect Tommo has been eagerly awaiting this moment 8-) while everyone else has fallen asleep as it took so long :-/
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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 3, 2006 20:07:22 GMT
Welcome to the Distinguished Tarts Club Graham!!
Sav
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Post by Sparky on Dec 3, 2006 20:16:12 GMT
Welcome to the Distinguished Tarts Club Graham!! Sav Thank you Sav but moderating the Tarts club is not for the faint hearted, after all just look at that Herr Von Trapp bloke he throws Kipling pies around indiscriminately and then tells everyone how many times you've been hit ;D and he has all those 'mint spies' trying to catch you out ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2006 20:25:05 GMT
Welcome Mother Hen to the world of Distinguished Moderator Tartship. From Chick no.5 - thanks also for looking after your brood so well on the Jersey trip !
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Post by Sparky on Dec 3, 2006 20:34:29 GMT
Thank you Claire, and I had a great time too :D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2006 21:02:13 GMT
Thank you Claire, and I had a great time too :D .......and so did > > > > > > > ;D
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Post by Sparky on Dec 3, 2006 21:21:54 GMT
Yes I think we all did even if some were more 'risque' than others ;D
Claire (the allcomers chessmaster 8-)) Gordo (the barmaid chestmaster :-*) Andy (just how do you push HIM upstairs :-/) Jock (the muted no CD, or should it be no JD ;D and the other offence :-[) John (I didn't do anything.....did I? ???) Rob (don't ask him about THOSE machines...PLEASE) :( Sparky (don't ask me to repeat THAT story again ;))
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