BFG
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Post by BFG on Sept 21, 2009 20:50:55 GMT
Had this little memory jog in an email, from one of my favourite shows of all time!!
Felt the need to share!! ;D ;D ;D ;And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."D
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spawny
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Post by spawny on Sept 22, 2009 10:47:56 GMT
That explains a lot, especially as Beachy doesn't drink ;D
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Post by Duncan Disorderly on Sept 22, 2009 12:22:47 GMT
That explains a lot, especially as Beachy doesn't drink ;D You"d better start downing a few extra then Dec ;)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2009 14:12:58 GMT
Had this little memory jog in an email, from one of my favourite shows of all time!! If you liked Cheers, Taxi etc, you would probably like a show called Til Death which is on every day around midday on 5US. Here's a sample :
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