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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2009 22:35:03 GMT
Sav has kindly provided a sub-board on which to collect and display our humour.
I have extracted what threads I consider entertaining from 'Members Chit Chat' and brought them across.
Fellow Moderators please feel free to do the same if you find any, and anyone can PM me with a request if you think I have missed any.
Joke of the Day is a favourite, and can always be added to on the same thread, but you can always start a new thread for anything you find or think of that might amuse the Forum.
Obviously under Forum Rules there has to be drawn a line between what is inoffensive and offensive, so please try to keep it clean otherwise you will give our new Mods cause for action !
Having said that, let's inject some humour amongst all the serious stuff on the Forum, and who knows? ... we might even attract some new members. :-/
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Post by bigjimsilverfox on Feb 17, 2013 16:37:27 GMT
Took my first call today. Hello Sir, is that Mr Greensted? Reply; Err yes..
Mr Greensted, my name is James; Have you been mis-sold Spaghetti Bolognese?? or any other beef product??
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Post by gandalf the untidy on Nov 24, 2013 21:15:03 GMT
Went to a charity ball last night, there were several boxes that required us to sign a five pound note and place it in the required box with a chance to win a prize, one of the items was a Man United Subs football shirt, i thought well its worth a fiver for a good cause and all that, anyway i put the fiver in the Box (wrong box) and won an autographed framed photo of a certain David Cameron and a signed bottle of House of Commons Scotch!!!!
The recipient was somewhat shocked but graciously accepted both items, photo may follow if my nerve holds
regs cs
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Post by BigPhilMac on Nov 25, 2013 8:07:27 GMT
Went to a charity ball last night, there were several boxes that required us to sign a five pound note and place it in the required box with a chance to win a prize, one of the items was a Man United Subs football shirt, i thought well its worth a fiver for a good cause and all that, anyway i put the fiver in the Box (wrong box) and won an autographed framed photo of a certain David Cameron and a signed bottle of House of Commons Scotch!!!! The recipient was somewhat shocked but graciously accepted both items, photo may follow if my nerve holds regs cs Well i suppose thats better than a kick in the teeth! Or is it......... |
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Post by gandalf the untidy on Nov 25, 2013 18:42:39 GMT
 Went to a charity ball last night, there were several boxes that required us to sign a five pound note and place it in the required box with a chance to win a prize, one of the items was a Man United Subs football shirt, i thought well its worth a fiver for a good cause and all that, anyway i put the fiver in the Box (wrong box) and won an autographed framed photo of a certain David Cameron and a signed bottle of House of Commons Scotch!!!! The recipient was somewhat shocked but graciously accepted both items, photo may follow if my nerve holds regs cs Well i suppose thats better than a kick in the teeth! Or is it......... not sure myself BPM, in the long term its got to be a WINNER regs cs |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2013 19:01:00 GMT
I expect when Elsie sees this he'll be soooooo jealous he'll make you an offer for it! LOL
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Post by BigPhilMac on Nov 25, 2013 20:47:41 GMT
View AttachmentWell i suppose thats better than a kick in the teeth! Or is it......... not sure myself BPM, in the long term its got to be a WINNER regs cs The House of Commons scotch does sound like a stormer of a prize! Although i dont know any zealots who could reposess that photo off if was happened to win it! |
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Post by gandalf the untidy on Jun 6, 2014 21:58:55 GMT
Just booked into the Grand (with the hubby!)in Jersey for the November Comp for £388 which has got to be a good deal, had to get my passport photo updated regs cs Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2020 23:08:20 GMT
Just passing on this message .........
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2020 18:33:00 GMT
Bad news for Robbie the Buffet Slayer:
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