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Post by milhouse on Sept 22, 2006 16:02:30 GMT
Since this has now become an 'Open' If this is an open, does it now have ranking points ? ;) ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2006 16:07:10 GMT
Yes pay attention Milhouse, You're rated third at present with 2840 ranking points. ::)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 22, 2006 16:08:27 GMT
You'll have to ask PF about that Mark and yes a good idea to make up your surname ;D Suggestions welcome
Tommo I thought for a long time over your nomination of Milko and came to the conclusion that he couldn't be left out ::) ::)
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Post by milhouse on Sept 22, 2006 16:10:10 GMT
Yes pay attention Milhouse, You're rated third at present with 2840 ranking points. ::) Herr got what i meant, official ranking points, Fazza ? any chance the Kipling Open could be made an official Open ? Whos going to the AE AGM ? maybe they could endorse it ?
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 22, 2006 16:17:53 GMT
Right must toodle Pub's calling ;D I'll choose the best suggestion for Milhouses name on Monday and please come up with something more inventive than Old Trafford ;)
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Post by Lolly on Sept 22, 2006 16:19:51 GMT
Result! tart point free! Whoo Hoo! ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 22, 2006 16:22:57 GMT
Funny how people don't read my posts properly ::)
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Post by Lolly on Sept 22, 2006 16:24:13 GMT
You B******* you just editted that! Wasn't there a moment ago! >:(
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Post by Q on Sept 22, 2006 17:31:08 GMT
Hang on you Tarts..... Where's MY points??????? I've been parading around in my surfer shorts since February... and then I dont even appear on your list!!!!
Is that all the thanks I get for letting you beat me Mick?
I might start a breakaway series now (chocolate bar) just for us Sussex lads 'cos we dont win much down 'ere.
I propose an overthrow of the hierachy - the peasants are revolting.
I might even start wearing speedos.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2006 18:06:38 GMT
The pheasants are indeed revolting. And Q is a tart of the highest order. Thanks for the inclusion of my suggestions, mein Herr, especially the newcomer Mick-who?, that will encourage him no end..... The competition is getting tougher by the day. 8-)
.....And yet I think there's still one serious omission - Fazza, for unequivocal flirting with ASBO on the forum. Milhouse should get something extra for mentioning him, but then have the same amount taken away for confusion over the whole essence of the Kipling awards. ::)
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Post by Colemanator on Sept 22, 2006 18:41:42 GMT
I have to say Mr Pubic, i could embarrass you by taking my laptop next door...................................... ;)
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Post by jel on Sept 22, 2006 19:04:15 GMT
i wonder what i've done to manage to stay point free after getting so many last time :o
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2006 19:12:48 GMT
Stop moaning, Jel - You're a whole thousand points up on last season's winner (Roo). ;)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2006 19:57:20 GMT
I'll choose the best suggestion for Milhouses name on Monday and please come up with something more inventive than Old Trafford ;) I can't resist a good competition, as you may have gathered. At first I thought Mark Riverside or Mark Craven Cottage as they sort of have loose associations with mills and houses. But I've settled for something far more cryptic : Mark Shepherd's Bush. 8-)
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Post by davejones on Sept 22, 2006 20:19:52 GMT
How about Windy Miller
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2006 20:43:41 GMT
We've already got one of those, Dave.
He plays for Horsham's Interleague side. ;)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2006 20:17:25 GMT
So, in danger of falling behind with the awards here........... Q (Bernie Lawrance) to have some points added on for being a tart of the highest order.
And there was a meeting of the sub-committee at Reading today, with the following results : Katie and Mario points for still wearing surfer shorts nearly into October. 8-) The Colemanator for an impressive reappearance of the famous red shoes. :o Vernon Sparkes of Surrey "tart of the day" award for a) wearing ripped jeans b) pegging a sizeable winning break in one game c) keeping a vibrating phone in his pocket d) having porno pictures of some dubious sort on the same phone and e) insisting on being dropped off miles from home on the return journey - God knows what he was up to. :-X
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 25, 2006 7:29:19 GMT
My thanks to the Reading Sub-comittee for your observations and suggestions. Tommo has been awarded additional points for an inappropriate T-shirt and purple shoes. Lolly gets an extra 500 pts for showing off in front of his mates when there was obviously no need. Q joins the fray after saying he LET me beat him at the Bucks open which will be reduced if he lets me win next time. Fazza and Asbo have been kept together and will have to share the trophy if successful. :P
Oh and my thanks also to Jel for suggesting Stretford End as the surname for Milhouse. 500 pts to Jel for suggesting another End with Bells on which I decided not to use.
Kevin (Katie) Tunstall 5828 pts Clive (Tommo) Thompson 5825 pts Ian (Colemanator) Coleman 4153 pts + 103 indiscriminate pts for not knowing wot indiscriminate means Bernie (Q) Lawrence 3470 pts Mark (Milhouse) Stretford End 3460 pts includes 600 pts for wearing Everton shirt Vernon (Tart of the day) Sparkes 1830 pts Keith (Milko) Sheard 1478 pts Mike (MrMike007) Holmewood 1236 pts Johnny (The Split) George 633 pts Chris (Lolly) Lawman 624 pts Mario (sorry who's Mario) 500 pts Ian (Jel) Jellis 500 pts Jason (Massive2) Neal 124 pts Fazza + Asbo 120 pts Mick (Herr von Puebik) Loake 112 pts Roo (Convoy) Hare - 997 pts (minus)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2006 12:20:29 GMT
Absoeffingluteley excellent. H/V/P. I've just fallen off my chair laughing. No points for your goodself for working instead of showing up at this fine event ? Thanks for the tart points for the shoes, but I was stunned to find them overshadowed both in colour and size by the Colemanator's. I did make a particular effort with the t-shirt though: It's quote "two sheep (sleep) perchance to dream" is from Hamlet : appropriate as I have often been compared to Shakespeare - in looks rather than in ability to wax lyrical - and besides, the last time I went in the Cowdray Arms the landlord looked at me and said "you're Bard". A bit upset that I'm ranked behind Q, although I suppose that's deserved as his cut-offs are slightly more poncey in design than anyone else's. Mario by the way is Steve Mariner, who when I pointed out that he would be in the reckoning, complained that even in that attire he still felt hot. Tart or what ? ::)
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Post by milhouse on Sept 25, 2006 12:45:48 GMT
Do i not get any points for wearing my Everton shirt yesterday ?
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 25, 2006 12:53:21 GMT
Oh dear :-/ of course you did Milhouse ;D
I had a meeting with myself yesterday and elected Tommo as Tic Tac man to run a book for the award :D
Minimum wager £10.00 all cheques to be made payable to the TommoPuebic Trussed Fund :P
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Post by milhouse on Sept 25, 2006 13:20:12 GMT
Oh dear :-/ of course you did Milhouse ;D I had a meeting with myself yesterday and elected Tommo as Tic Tac man to run a book for the award :D Minimum wager £10.00 all cheques to be made payable to the TommoPuebic Trussed Fund :P Thanks ;D So if i wear shorts to the next open (alternative rules) i will get lots of points ?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2006 13:25:14 GMT
Lolly gets an extra 500 pts for showing off in front of his mates when there was obviously no need. Well done indeed to Chris Lawman (Lolly) for licking all his opponents on the day. 8-)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2006 13:28:57 GMT
So if i wear shorts to the next open (alternative rules) i will get lots of points ? As part of a full Everton kit ? No don't go there, it will only start a trend...... Johnny G will be turning up in the Man U kit and we'll all be queuing up to give him a slap. ::)
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Post by milhouse on Sept 25, 2006 15:09:07 GMT
Johnny G will be turning up in the Man U kit and we'll all be queuing up to give him a slap. ::) I don't see any problem with that ...... ;) :D ;D ;) ;D ;D
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Post by jel on Sept 25, 2006 16:06:57 GMT
do what you like to johnny but don't damage a sacred united shirt >:(
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 26, 2006 8:00:31 GMT
We played a friendly last night with our 'A' team losing 3-2 but enjoying the game :D
Thanks to the Surrey Tarts for sending me a bottle of Riggwiggling Sheep Dip :P I shall enjoy drinking it but at 5.7% I wouldn't want to drink to many of them in case I lost control of my actions :o :o :o :o
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2006 9:00:43 GMT
No probs. Did you note on the label the sheep in the "Australian" position ! ;) 8-)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 26, 2006 9:24:56 GMT
Certainly did Tommo ;D But round here we call that the Rushden position ;)
Did you notice that one of your posts mysteriously disappeared :-/
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2006 9:43:54 GMT
Yes, deleted it meeself as it was no longer applicable after you modified yours. Now I see that you've done the same yourself, which keeps it flowing nicely. We're getting the hang of this forum malarky quite well aren't we ? A pat on the back (not a cow-pat) for both of us ! ;) ;D
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