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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 16, 2007 16:17:29 GMT
The Tartometer seems to be swinging violently between Thrapston and Rushden at the minute :o :o :o when it slows down enough to get near it I'll tot up the points and do an update :P
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2007 16:31:36 GMT
May I suggest some tart points deducted for anyone associated with Rushden - out of sympathy - 'cos the Diamonds have drawn AFC Wimbledon away in the last 16 of the FA Trophy and are in for a whooping. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Colemanator on Jan 16, 2007 16:34:02 GMT
May I suggest some tart points deducted for anyone associated with Rushden - out of sympathy - 'cos the Diamonds have drawn AFC Wimbledon away in the last 16 of the FA Trophy and are in for a whooping. ;D ;D ;D I'm in the 'Hope they get stuffed' camp. Anyway administration looms on the horizon :-*
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Post by jel on Jan 16, 2007 17:12:41 GMT
yes, lets hope they get stuffed :o
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2007 17:13:12 GMT
I'm in the 'Hope they get stuffed' camp. Anyway administration looms on the horizon :-* Kettering Town fan ? I have similar sentiments to you over the M/K Dons: One day hopefully we'll meet them on our way up and their way down ! I have sympathies for Northampton Town though: In the 1970s they went all the way up divisions 4-3-2-1 - only to go all the way back down again. :-[
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Post by triplex on Jan 16, 2007 17:47:35 GMT
Thats a bit unfair on me getting points mate, i did give u a 2 goes on the board herr von ::)
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Post by triplex on Jan 16, 2007 17:50:54 GMT
Mmmm me sure Stephen deserves tart points for getting 2000 break and still trying for the split shot when its spinning out..... :o
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 16, 2007 18:17:32 GMT
Thats a bit unfair on me getting points mate, i did give u a 2 goes on the board herr von ::) Just making sure you know wot the rules are before we meet again on Thursday in the doubles :-*........and yes Stephen deserves some points as well :P Oh and come on the Wombles ;D ;D
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Post by triplex on Jan 17, 2007 8:42:39 GMT
Mmm is that a threat :o
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Post by Colemanator on Jan 17, 2007 9:17:58 GMT
:DYou could offer to have one arm tied behind your back to even things up ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 17, 2007 9:33:25 GMT
Bit of a change round this week with a couple of new entries but Roo still running away with it at the moment :o :o :o :P Division 1 Roo (Pondweed ) Hare 14792 pts Simon (Cider Juggler) Coleman 9236 pts Ian (The Colemanator) Coleman 8815 pts includes 130 pts for not knowing wot indiscriminate means Bernie (Q) Lawrance 8260 pts Clive (Homer Claire Tommo) Thompson 7666 pts Jason (Massive2) Neal 7548 pts Jim (Flicky) Smith 7424 pts Damo (Gaylord) Coates 6761 pts Charlie (Mullet) Peel 5785 pts Kevin (Popsalot) Pringle 4634 pts Ted (That was 4 times ) Dunkley 4444 pts Ian (Jel) Jellis 4323 pts John (Admiral) Birch 4322 pts Division 2 Master Adam (Catweazel impressionist) Bateup 3911 pts Andy (Grandad) Chambers 3846 pts Chris (Lolly) Lawman 3838 pts Stephen (Won another match) Coleman 3469 pts Graham (Sparky) Sparksman 3001 pts Keith (Milko) Sheard 2943 pts Most points for spilling beer + a few for doing it at the AGM Mark (Milhouse) Stretford End 2942 pts Extra points for purple party hat at AGM Veronica (Up the Poppies) Lyon 2883 pts Tony (Barbelman) Willis 2461 pts Extra points for showing off in Claires quizzes Dave (Boris) Barrett 2386 pts Chris (Sic Sav ) Saville 2199 pts Division 3 Mick (HVP) Loake 11 pts
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2007 10:18:19 GMT
We have a new candidate for the Tart awards of 2007: He is young Adam Bateup and he plays for the Brewers Arms in Mid-Sussex. What do you reckon of : Cut-offs; a pony tail; a straggly beard; celtic tattoo on right leg; and also managed to whack his teammate Jock in the side of the face with his cue. And, re the cut-offs, they must have been cutting in where they weren't wanted, as he kept having to "adjust" himself while playing his game. ;D ;D ;D Aren't you forgetting Master Bateup ? He has quite a pedigree as shown above, also a few piercings which I forgot to mention ! ;D Worthy of a second division entry, I would have thought. And I've been hearing some strange tales about Sir Jock 'o'the strap in Jersey - bringing new meaning to the words "up all night". BB Reaper has the details. ;D :-X :-X
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 17, 2007 10:31:11 GMT
Well spotted Tommo :D
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Post by Hammy on Jan 17, 2007 13:11:16 GMT
I see the 'Flickmeister' and myself are in hot contention for that coverted Division 1 place. ;D How many are promoted this year HVP? :)
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Post by triplex on Jan 17, 2007 14:30:29 GMT
Wow from nowhere to second place !!! Did i play that well !! :-*
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 17, 2007 15:28:20 GMT
:DYou could offer to have one arm tied behind your back to even things up ;D[/quote]
Hmmm...........if you tied one of the Colemanators arms behind your back it would make you come off at 4k :D
.........and sorry Jase it's difficult to promote you from Div 1 :-* extra Tart points me thinks :P
.......can't say anything about how well you and your offspring played Simon due to an ongoing inquiry regarding table rigging ;) ;D
PS mucked up that quote thing again :-[
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 17, 2007 15:37:06 GMT
...........and by the way the Admiral has just leapt in to Division 1 after I arranged to meet him at Rushden Cons this dinnertime for a bit of unfair practice and he rang me at 1.15 from Burton Cons to see where I was :P Penny has suggested Wally of the month and he would have made Tart of the month but couldn't catch up with Simon :P :P
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Post by Colemanator on Jan 17, 2007 16:09:53 GMT
.......can't say anything about how well you and your offspring played Simon due to an ongoing inquiry regarding table rigging ;) ;D How can one be accused of 'rigging' ones own table :-/ :D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 17, 2007 16:28:37 GMT
By putting ;) ;D symbols after the accusation ::) :P
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Post by jel on Jan 17, 2007 16:39:59 GMT
:DYou could offer to have one arm tied behind your back to even things up ;D i should think having me as a partner evens things up enough :P
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 17, 2007 16:47:26 GMT
Don'y worry Jel we never overunderestimate you mate ;)
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Post by jel on Jan 17, 2007 17:01:43 GMT
you should know i never worry about anything :-/ maybe i should start ;) ;D
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Post by Colemanator on Jan 17, 2007 17:14:20 GMT
you should know i never worry about anything :-/ maybe i should start ;) ;D Only, have you got the money for the next beer :-*
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Post by Hammy on Jan 18, 2007 8:22:13 GMT
:DYou could offer to have one arm tied behind your back to even things up ;D Hmmm...........if you tied one of the Colemanators arms behind your back it would make you come off at 4k :D .........and sorry Jase it's difficult to promote you from Div 1 :-* extra Tart points me thinks :P .......can't say anything about how well you and your offspring played Simon due to an ongoing inquiry regarding table rigging ;) ;D PS mucked up that quote thing again :-[[/quote]
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Post by Hammy on Jan 18, 2007 8:23:02 GMT
I'm sure you moved those bl**dy divisions round again!?! :o
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 18, 2007 8:56:18 GMT
You got promoted yesterday morning Jase and then pushed another place in front of Flicky when you wanted promoting again ;D
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Post by jel on Jan 18, 2007 9:21:59 GMT
looks like i'll be going down a division soon. ;D never been so low down the table :-/
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 18, 2007 9:31:00 GMT
I'm sure you'll bounce back Jel
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Post by jel on Jan 18, 2007 9:32:48 GMT
hopefully tonight. ;) ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 18, 2007 9:37:01 GMT
Almost certainly tonight unless you and Sime do a Boris :-* :-*
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