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Post by Colemanator on Jan 18, 2007 19:20:15 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 19, 2007 9:28:52 GMT
An interesting night where the beer and Tart points were in abundance but the BB struggled a bit :o :o
The night started well with the Tartometer pointing to the back seat of Jel's car when we were just arriving at Rushden and Stephen Coleman asks when we were going to play the doubles matches :P We're still not sure where he thought we were taking him but we'd gone past McDonalds 5 minutes before that :D
The Tartometer then hit Simon in the back of the head as he continued to show off and beat me for the 2nd time this week :P
The highlight of the night was the comedy duo of Tippings and Higginson somehow getting ahead of Kevin and Dave in the 2nd leg with the bar gone just needing Leanne to touch up and the game was won :D Unfortunately after 5 mins of discussions to confirm that was really the position Leanne upended the white pin with such force it will probably need to be replaced ??? :P
Good luck to Chris/Penny Simon/Ian and Kevin/Dave in the next round :D :D.......and I hope you have a good game tonight Stephen in your re-arranged match :D If you not sure why your there there will be three other people to ask :P
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Post by Colemanator on Jan 19, 2007 9:35:40 GMT
Don't take too long fellow colemantors at the rearranged game tonight as i'm in the mood to whup some ass on the excuse for a pool table at the courthouse 8-)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 19, 2007 9:45:12 GMT
After some frenzied Kipling activity I'll update positions early :o :o Division 1 Roo (Pondweed  ) Hare 14792 pts Simon (Cider Juggler) Coleman 13636 pts Ian (The Colemanator) Coleman 11832 pts includes 130 pts for not knowing wot indiscriminate means Clive (Homer Claire Alapetia Tommo) Thompson 9666 pts Bernie (Q) Lawrance 9359 pts Stephen (Where are you taking me Dad) Coleman 9177 pts Mark (Milhouse) Stretford End 9149 pts Extra points for purple party hat at AGM Jason (Massive2) Neal 9148 pts Jim (Flicky) Smith  9129 pts Leanne (Harpoon it) Higginson 9002 pts Gary (I'm glad I've got a partner) Tippings 9002 pts Damo (Gaylord) Coates 8561 pts Charlie (Mullet) Peel 7683 pts Ian (KY) Jellis 7452 pts Richard (JockStrap  )Jeffreys 6217 pts Chris (Sic Sav  ) Saville 5996 pts Indiscriminate points added due to period of inactivity and upsetting table manufacturers Kevin (Popsalot) Pringle 4634 pts Division 2 Ted (That was 4 times ) Dunkley 4444 pts John (Admiral) Birch 4442 pts Master Adam (Catweazel impressionist) Bateup 4311 pts Andy (Grandad) Chambers 3846 pts Chris (Lolly) Lawman 3838 pts Graham (Sparky) Sparksman 3001 pts Keith (Milko) Sheard 2943 pts Most points for spilling beer + a few for doing it at the AGM Veronica (Up the Poppies) Lyon 2883 pts Tony (Barbelman) Willis 2461 pts Extra points for showing off in Claires quizzes Division 3 Dave (Boris) Barrett 2386 pts I had a visit from Health and Safety today who suggested I should minimize injury risk by segregating Boris Division 4 Mick (HVP) Loake 12 pts Mostly 1st Division activity but a couple of newcomers and a big welcome to Leanne and Gary :P :P |
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Post by Colemanator on Jan 19, 2007 9:53:11 GMT
I've just spilt my tea laughing at that bogey picking smiley ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 19, 2007 10:08:15 GMT
Yes I think it shows off well that smooth flicking action Jim was telling us about ;)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2007 10:14:23 GMT
MasterBateup straight in to top Div 2 ?
But thinking about it, his teammate Sir Jock o' the Strap is a much bigger tart - now that I've discovered what (or who) kept him out until 3 o'clock every morning at Jersey: (.)(.)
I think Milhouse deserves some Tart points for showing off recently, but a good player would have got 15,000 ;)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 19, 2007 10:33:12 GMT
Well noted Claire :o Can't really have a 1st Div without Milhouse ;D
Need more info on Jock Strap though ::) Our Global Mod Sic Sav seems to be lagging this season as well :P
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2007 12:25:45 GMT
Thanks for that, but BB Reaper started the thing about Jock and will have to spill the beans with an element of diplomacy, as the story is quite an explosive one. :o
Maybe I can encourage him to send you the details via a Private Message: We can then guess how good it is judging by how many tart points you award. 8-)
Bernie (Five Teams) Lawrance needs some more too for being out at bar billiards every night of the week, which in my book makes him a bigger tart than me. ;)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 19, 2007 13:21:18 GMT
Would Jock be Richard the Jock Jeffrey or am I getting confuzzled :-/
..........and Q will get his just rewards :P
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2007 15:20:48 GMT
The very same. No bottle of Jack Daniels is safe in his vicinity. ;)
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Post by nenecupper on Jan 19, 2007 15:25:11 GMT
If that bogey flicking smiley is a reference to me , The Flickmeister, I am deeply moved. But it's got no hair??
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Post by milhouse on Jan 19, 2007 16:41:24 GMT
I think Milhouse deserves some Tart points for showing off recently, but a good player would have got 15,000 ;) That goes to prove i am not a good player yet :( ;) |
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Post by milhouse on Jan 19, 2007 16:42:54 GMT
Well noted Claire :o Can't really have a 1st Div without Milhouse ;D Need more info on Jock Strap though ::) Our Global Mod Sic Sav seems to be lagging this season as well :P Thanks Herr. ;D I think Sic Sav should get some points for upsetting people on Ebay ;) ;D |
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 19, 2007 16:59:34 GMT
If that bogey flicking smiley is a reference to me , The Flickmeister, I am deeply moved. But it's got no hair?? You could always borrow some from the Peelmeister Jim :-X Hmmm......I think it's about time Sic Sav got some indiscriminate points and Katie has been showing off a bit lately as well :P |
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Post by jel on Jan 19, 2007 18:40:31 GMT
dont forget your point from last night mick :o
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2007 18:41:17 GMT
I think Milhouse deserves some Tart points for showing off recently, but a good player would have got 15,000 ;) That goes to prove i am not a good player yet :( ;) I think we know otherwise, and Fazza realises it too. And the fact you haven't yet broken into the Top 100 Nationally - despite beating him in one of the Opens - is an indictment against the points system as it was. But - deep joy - it's all being put right and BBQ64 should bear witness to the fact. ;) |
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 19, 2007 18:47:58 GMT
dont forget your point from last night mick :o Thanks for the reminder Jel but I had already done it so I just popped back a page and gave you a few extra for not noticing :P |
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Post by jel on Jan 19, 2007 18:52:06 GMT
i thought i was dropping down the table a bit. isn't it about time for you to drift off with the admiral ;) enjoy yourself ;D
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Post by Colemanator on Jan 19, 2007 18:52:41 GMT
dont forget your point from last night mick :o Thanks for the reminder Jel but I had already done it so I just popped back a page and gave you a few extra for not noticing :P ::)more indicriminalate points ::) |
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Post by Sparky on Jan 19, 2007 18:58:05 GMT
Would Jock be Richard the Jock Jeffrey or am I getting confuzzled :-/ ..........and Q will get his just rewards :P Totally correct Mein Herr, he has many Alias due to his tarting nature which he must have had from birth methinks. Jock Sir Jock of the Strap No JD (usually drinks it all ;D) No CD Mute (.)(.) (details on a need to know basis ;D) ? (he has a work alias I cannot remember at the moment) space left for others I don't know..... |
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Jan 19, 2007 18:59:18 GMT
i thought i was dropping down the table a bit. isn't it about time for you to drift off with the admiral ;) enjoy yourself ;D Yeah we'll be off soon just a bit more practice with my 'no dad dancing'  |
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Post by Colemanator on Jan 20, 2007 10:30:01 GMT
Plenty of tart points last night down at the courthouse, the winner was Veronica ;D who decided to resurect a dance routine to a queen song on the jukebox in the pool room ::), whilst going through this routine she proceeded to knock a glass off a table smashing on the floor much to the bemusement of those present :o, simon must receive some for showing off and thrashing all who dared put 50p down for a game ::), me for not winning one single game ::), and young stephen for showing tight fisted tendencies over a 50p that was swallowed up by the table, ::)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2007 11:58:06 GMT
If you're going to start issuing Tart Points for "tight-fisted tendencies", that's going to open up a whole new ball game ! ;D
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Post by Chris_Sav on Jan 20, 2007 12:31:03 GMT
Hmmm......I think it's about time Sic Sav got some indiscriminate points and Katie has been showing off a bit lately as well :P Need all the points I can get!!! Runner Up in 2006 and relegated to division2!! That 'slate' was a particularly nice shade of brown!! Now that I am SIC Sav I have to be responsible and above all this trivia!! Sav. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2007 13:42:36 GMT
Now that I am SIC Sav I have to be responsible and above all this trivia!! Sav. That's a cue for me to knock out another quiz on your favourite subject - Beer - in an attempt to make you change your mind ! ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2007 14:22:06 GMT
How about this for some Kipling Points, then ?
Margo, when she heard we have just been given a new Surrey Board, said "you're going to be a Colemanator, then !".
She meant Moderator. ;D ;D
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Post by jel on Jan 20, 2007 19:35:20 GMT
one colemanator is quite enough thankyou ;) ;D
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Post by triplex on Jan 21, 2007 8:56:45 GMT
Totally ian she was a class act ;D
Sorry about the pool though mate, i was to lose but just could not manage it :)
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Post by Colemanator on Jan 21, 2007 10:36:09 GMT
Totally ian she was a class act ;D Sorry about the pool though mate, i was to lose but just could not manage it :) I must shoulder some responsibility having retipped your cue for you ::) |
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