Week 9 Banter and Tipsters

Here we go yet again..........
           
Mill House Z      v      Plough Plumpton
we rate the Plough as one of the classier sides who are capable of taking away our 100% record: we beat 'em in the Team Cup so they'll be trying that much harder. 3-2 away win.
Plough Lower Beeding      v      Laughing Fish
Two Premier sides slugging it out on a difficult top. Fish are used to struggling so 3-2 to them
Greyhound       v      Hurst A
Yet another close call, this time I'll plump for a 3-2 home win.
Watermill A      v      Brewers Arms
A battle of the heavyweights, the home side will edge it 3-2
Brewers Bravos      v      Horns Lodge
Two more evenly-matched sides, I'll take the Lodge to get their form back for a 3-2 win.
Hurst B      v      Watermill B
Watermill B are buoyant at the moment, but the Hurst are too good at home. 4-1 to them.
United Services Club      v      St Francis
St Francis may well find their way to the venue, but will they find their way home? After inflicting a 4-1 defeat.
Woolpack      v      Eight Bells
Eight Bells to bounce back quickly with a 4-1 here.

[specialone]

Z's 4 PPG 1
PLB 4 Fish 1
PLB finally find form, win for Des
Hound 2 Hurst 3
H's bitch back with a win or to get something better than a win, something 'special'
Watermill A 2 Brewers Arms 3
another away win
Bravos 3 Horny Lodge 2
Hurst b 4 Watermill 1
Saints 3 the other club 2
TSO has an 8:30 tee time at Lewes the following morning. My prediction is no show on the 1st tee, disqualified!
Woolie 0 8 Bells 5
Dougie and Nick go massive

[bobhall]

shaun im not there either this week i have to work 1st

[BB Warrior]

Hmmmmm......

Now we have both H........

Nov 18, 2010 16:21:27 GMT H said:

I am not playing this coming week, just so you know

and his new b***h......

Nov 19, 2010 13:57:41 GMT bobhall said:

shaun im not there either this week i have to work 1st

.....off on the same week! :o :o

Perhaps we shouldn't think about it....... ::) :-X ;D ;D ;D

[BB Warrior]

Ok, here are my tips for next week....

Mill House Z v Plough Plumpton
The "champions elect" could have a tough game on their hands here as the visitors have hit a bit of form lately.... but I think that home advantage will tell and the Zeds machine will win this.  Wins for SuperG, Tommo and Mike007 for the home side, Chase and Dave K for the visitors.

Plough Lower Beeding v Laughing Fish
Henry now playing on his (least) favorite table in the League and I think that now gives the Fish the slight edge here, so an away win for me with H, Andy and Les winning for the Fish and Mark Webber and Geoff winning for the home side.

Greyhound v Hurst A
Bobhall missing again this week (he must think that he has a better chance of "scoring" at the school girls disco, or here on Tipsters, than he does on a table at the moment! :P ;D), but with the table here gone to the Dogs at the moment I don't think anybody will be hitting any big scores in this game tonight.  But the Greyhound will finally get there season up and running with a close win thanks to battling victories for Trevor and Father & Son Burchell, Baby G and Pete Edwards replying for the visitors.

Watermill A v Brewers Arms
Two of the strongest line-ups in the League (IMHO) meet up, the Brewers will win the day in a close match with wins for AFW, Derek and Dilly.  Kim & Norm to win for the home side, one of them beating Sir Jock (on his least favorite table...!) ;D

Brewers Bravos v Horns Lodge
A home win banker for me this week, with Adam looking to punish someone for his rare defeat last week with a big 10k.  Spud will also hit big and wins for Paul & Lynne M-R will leave the visitors with just the 1 point. ::)

Hurst B v Watermill B
The Bees good run will come crashing to a halt here, Kings Steve & Lear, IanG, Chris and Colleen all winning tonight. ;D

United Services Club v St Francis
TSO will lead his team to victory here, wins for him, Matt and Manly Harveys.  Sparky and new "Guy" the home winners.

Woolpack v Eight Bells
No Nick this week for the Bells, but they should still have enough firepower to win this one.  Doug, Ros, Denise and Trevor win the visitors, Malcolm the home winner.

Nov 19, 2010 16:30:15 GMT BB Warrior said:

Now we have both H........
and his new b***h......
.....off on the same week! :o :o
Perhaps we shouldn't think about it....... ::) :-X ;D ;D ;D

LMAO ;D

They make a lovely couple. ;)

[bobhall]

you children unless H is working with me i dont think we will be seeing each other unfortunatly i have a school disco function on ladies dressed in school uniform someone has to serve them yay me :)

[specialone]

I am sure the ladies will be safe with you!

So let me get this right, Bob, there's ladies and you'll be serving them in school uniform ? :o :o ;D

[BB Warrior]

Nov 20, 2010 10:22:33 GMT tommo III said:

So let me get this right, Bob, there's ladies and you'll be serving them in school uniform ? :o :o ;D

It's starting to sound worse and worse isn't it.....! :o ;D ;D

[bobhall]

tommo thats your fantasy no theres ladies in school uniform short skirts tight tops and stockings wow sounds great

[BB Warrior]

Nov 20, 2010 11:11:52 GMT bobhall said:

tommo thats your fantasy no theres ladies in school uniform short skirts tight tops and stockings wow sounds great

Allow me to correct my previous post then.... it's now starting to sound better and better! ;D ;D ;D

I wonder if they will look as good as the Redhill Ladies did in their St Trinian's outfits a couple of years ago......? :o 8-) 8-)

[Q]

Nov 20, 2010 1:25:13 GMT bobhall said:

you children unless H is working with me i dont think we will be seeing each other unfortunatly i have a school disco function on ladies dressed in school uniform someone has to serve them yay me :)

I'm loving this.... I keep putting punctuation in different places and make entirely different visions in my mind...
The best is that Rob, dressed in school uniform, is running a school disco using ladies as his stage. ;D 8-) :-/

[bobhall]

well ive seen 2 and one is an ex model mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm






Ah,that's better, everything back in view again!! ???

[specialone]

Does she have a ponytail?

[Q]

is her name Airfix ;D

[specialone]

Or a beard?

[bobhall]

no beard unless u mean down below and then i dont no sorry im suprised tommo hasnt decided to come along and be the head master

[spudgun]

Holy-moly! I thought i might put some predictions up before work but i seem to have intruded into some wierd Bob fantasy world. To keep the spirit of things up i will therefore don my best gimp outfit before continuing...

Right, now i'm cosy, lets go...

Millhouse Vs. Plough (pg)
The Plumpton team have the equipment to take this one but i believe "Fortress Millhouse" will still be standing. 4-1 to the home team.

Plough LB Vs. Laughing Fish
The lack of the eighth letter of the alpabet for the away team swings this in favour of a home victory. 3-2 to the Plough.

Greyhound Vs. Hurst A
Tough one to call really. Two good sides but i reckon the hound will edge this one 3-2, Trevor winning the crucial frame.

Watermill A Vs. Brewers Arms
Another good clash in prospect here. The home team are tough to beat on their top so will go with another narrow 3-2 win but Andy doing well on the night.

Brewers Bravos vs. Horns Lodge
Tables a bit tricky at the mo, and i have horrible memories of Chris Farrow giving me an absolute hiding last season, so this could be a tricky match. Will (cross fingers) go for a 3-2 home victory but only Bravo to hit big.

Hurst B Vs Watermill B
Have to go with a 4-1 home victory here, John and Steve to hit big. This might be harder to confirm, but i have a suspicion there will be a 4-break calamity at some point tonight. Bit of a wierd one but lets try something new.

Woolpack Vs. Eight Bells
The Eight Bells to take this one 3-2 but Nige (if hes playing) to take a point for the home side. (Thought i might cheer my Monday teamate on).

USC Vs. St Francis
The "heath" derby. Think the home side will take this one 3-2, Sparky and Mick leading the way to victory.

Cheers all.

[H]

Sorry to muck you about, but Chris Ashford has said he cant play wednesday, so I am going to have to.

[specialone]

Haywards Heath Derby, followed by start of Ashes, followed by TSO at Lewes golf club. Is this the biggest ever 17 hours in sporting history?

[bobhall]

Mill House Z v Plough Plumpton
3-2 home win tonight with dave knight and ron winning for the away team, tommo graham and alan winning tonight

Plough Lower Beeding v Laughing Fish
3-2 away win tonight with mark webber and geoff winnin for the home team H andy and les winning for away tonight H loves the heat and its hot in there tonight

Greyhound v Hurst A
3-2 away win wins for mama papa and mr edwards tonight neil and ted winning for home side scores not through the roof

Watermill A v Brewers Arms
watermill a 2 brewers 3 andy jock and derek win tonight kim and norman bounce back after a loss last week

Brewers Bravos v Horns Lodge
bravos 4-1 tonight with adam spud lynne and paul winning kev stevens wins for away team bravo and spud hit big

Hurst B v Watermill B
4-1 home win tonight colleen steve paul and john tonight so its a nice win with paul winning for away team

United Services Club v St Francis
with table playing better tonight its a 3-2 away win on the cards shaun peter and matt winning for way team andy and graham taking it for home side


Woolpack v Eight Bells

eight bells 4-1 tonight wins for ros doug trevor and tony tonight malcolm winning for home side if nick is playing nick will win as tony or trevor wont play but still 4-1

[BB Warrior]

Tommo first.... as usual ;D

Nov 18, 2010 13:40:21 GMT tommo III said:

Here we go yet again..........
           
Mill House Z 5 Plough Plumpton 0
we rate the Plough as one of the classier sides who are capable of taking away our 100% record: we beat 'em in the Team Cup so they'll be trying that much harder. 3-2 away win.
Once again, Tommo's lack of faith in his own team helps them to a win in the League.... ;D ..... but earns him no points here. :'(

Plough Lower Beeding 2 Laughing Fish 3
Two Premier sides slugging it out on a difficult top. Fish are used to struggling so 3-2 to them
1 point for the correct result...... H hit 8.5k, apparently without playing the split shot once! :o

Greyhound 2 Hurst A 3
Yet another close call, this time I'll plump for a 3-2 home win.
Certainly close, but the away time victorious so no points here. :(

Watermill A 3 Brewers Arms 2
A battle of the heavyweights, the home side will edge it 3-2
1 point for the correct result. ;)

Brewers Bravos 3 Horns Lodge 2
Two more evenly-matched sides, I'll take the Lodge to get their form back for a 3-2 win.
Quite correct to say 3-2...... but the incorrect team (for you anyway) were the winners. :'(

Hurst B 5 Watermill B 0
Watermill B are buoyant at the moment, but the Hurst are too good at home. 4-1 to them.
0.5 for the home win.

United Services Club 3 St Francis 2
St Francis may well find their way to the venue, but will they find their way home? After inflicting a 4-1 defeat.
The shock of the night with USC finding their form again. 8-) No points here.

Woolpack 2 Eight Bells 3
Eight Bells to bounce back quickly with a 4-1 here.
0.5 for the away win......

Points this week..... 3.0

[BB Warrior]

Now Specialone...... can he follow up his impressive form from last week ;)

Nov 19, 2010 13:30:33 GMT specialone said:

Z's 4 PPG 1
The Zeds applied the brush..... 0.5 for the home win.

PLB 4 Fish 1
PLB finally find form, win for Des
The Fish won 3-2 here, H says that Des not among the winners either. :'(

Hound 2 Hurst 3
H's bitch back with a win or to get something better than a win, something 'special'
Correct result for 1 point, H's "B" not playing as too busy with the school girls...... a "special" bonus point here as well. ;D

Watermill A 2 Brewers Arms 3
another away win
.... or even another home win, 3-2 to the A Team means no points here. :-/

Bravos 3 Horny Lodge 2
"Bravo" Spesh.....you are quite right for a good point. ;D

Hurst b 4 Watermill 1
Hurst B also applied the brush..... 0.5 for the home win.

Saints 3 the other club 2
TSO has an 8:30 tee time at Lewes the following morning. My prediction is no show on the 1st tee, disqualified!
The other club pulled off a 3-2 win so no points here...... hope you made it to the 1st tee on time, best way to revive your spirits after drowning your sorrows last night. ;D

Woolie 0 8 Bells 5
Dougie and Nick go massive
Only a 3-2 win for the Bells giving 0.5 points...... no Nick this week but 1 bonus point for Doug who hit top score of the night..... a "massive" 3430. ::)

Points this week..... 5.5

[BB Warrior]

Now me....

Nov 19, 2010 17:05:18 GMT BB Warrior said:

Ok, here are my tips for next week....

Mill House Z 5 Plough Plumpton 0
The "champions elect" could have a tough game on their hands here as the visitors have hit a bit of form lately.... but I think that home advantage will tell and the Zeds machine will win this.  Wins for SuperG, Tommo and Mike007 for the home side, Chase and Dave K for the visitors.
The Zeds machine is moving up through the gears and gives me 0.5 points for the home win and 3 bonus points for the home winners. ;D

Plough Lower Beeding 2 Laughing Fish 3
Henry now playing on his (least) favorite table in the League and I think that now gives the Fish the slight edge here, so an away win for me with H, Andy and Les winning for the Fish and Mark Webber and Geoff winning for the home side.
The "H Factor" was the difference between the teams, 1 point for the correct result and 2 bonus points for wins by H and Les. ;D

Greyhound 2 Hurst A 3
Bobhall missing again this week (he must think that he has a better chance of "scoring" at the school girls disco, or here on Tipsters, than he does on a table at the moment! :P ;D), but with the table here gone to the Dogs at the moment I don't think anybody will be hitting any big scores in this game tonight.  But the Greyhound will finally get there season up and running with a close win thanks to battling victories for Trevor and Father & Son Burchell, Baby G and Pete Edwards replying for the visitors.
Bobhall clearly not missed as the away team were triumphant...... just a couple of bonus points here for the wins by Trevor and Pete Edwards. :-/

Watermill A 3 Brewers Arms 2
Two of the strongest line-ups in the League (IMHO) meet up, the Brewers will win the day in a close match with wins for AFW, Derek and Dilly.  Kim & Norm to win for the home side, one of them beating Sir Jock (on his least favorite table...!) ;D
No points for the result....... but bonus points for Andy, Dilly and Norm winning..... and another for Sir Jock losing. ;D

Brewers Bravos 3 Horns Lodge 2
A home win banker for me this week, with Adam looking to punish someone for his rare defeat last week with a big 10k.  Spud will also hit big and wins for Paul & Lynne M-R will leave the visitors with just the 1 point. ::)
0.5 for the home win, with 3 more lovely bonus points for wins by Adam, Spud and Paul. 8-)

Hurst B 5 Watermill B 0
The Bees good run will come crashing to a halt here, Kings Steve & Lear, IanG, Chris and Colleen all winning tonight. ;D
The visiting Bees certainly crash landed tonight..... 1 point for the correct result and a massive 5 bonus points as well. 8-)

United Services Club 3 St Francis 2
TSO will lead his team to victory here, wins for him, Matt and Manly Harveys.  Sparky and new "Guy" the home winners.
The surprise result of the night means no points for the result, but Sparky and TSO give me 2 bonus points for their wins. :D

Woolpack 2 Eight Bells 3
No Nick this week for the Bells, but they should still have enough firepower to win this one.  Doug, Ros, Denise and Trevor win the visitors, Malcolm the home winner.
0.5 for the away win, with 4 bonus points thanks to wins by Doug, Ros, Denise and Malcolm. 8-)

Points this week.... 29.5

[BB Warrior]

Now Spudgun.....

Nov 20, 2010 14:55:28 GMT spudgun said:

Holy-moly!  I thought i might put some predictions up before work but i seem to have intruded into some wierd Bob fantasy world.  To keep the spirit of things up i will therefore don my best gimp outfit before continuing...
2 bonus points for some excellent "pre-banter" banter...... ;D

Right, now i'm cosy, lets go...

Millhouse 5 Plough (pg) 0
The Plumpton team have the equipment to take this one but i believe "Fortress Millhouse" will still be standing.  4-1 to the home team.
The fortress was certainly still standing...... 0.5 for the home win. ;D

Plough LB 2 Laughing Fish 3
The lack of the eighth letter of the alpabet for the away team swings this in favour of a home victory.  3-2 to the Plough.
The Eighth letter changed his mind and was present..... hit 8k...... and meant no points here for you. :'(

Greyhound 2 Hurst A 3
Tough one to call really.  Two good sides but i reckon the hound will edge this one 3-2, Trevor winning the crucial frame.
Only a bonus point for Trevor's win here..... ;)

Watermill A 3 Brewers Arms 2
Another good clash in prospect here.  The home team are tough to beat on their top so will go with another narrow 3-2 win but Andy doing well on the night.
A good point for the home win....... and a Farmer bonus for the win by big Andy. ;)

Brewers Bravos 3 Horns Lodge 2
Tables a bit tricky at the mo, and i have horrible memories of Chris Farrow giving me an absolute hiding last season, so this could be a tricky match.  Will (cross fingers) go for a 3-2 home victory but only Bravo to hit big.
Correct result for 1 point and a Bravo bonus for his top score of 8k. 8-)

Hurst B 5 Watermill B 0
Have to go with a 4-1 home victory here, John and Steve to hit big.  This might be harder to confirm, but i have a suspicion there will be a 4-break calamity at some point tonight.  Bit of a wierd one but lets try something new.
0.5 for the home win....... 2 bonus points and 2 additional bonus points as 2 visiting players 4 times'd the break. :o ;D

Woolpack 2 Eight Bells 3
The Eight Bells to take this one 3-2 but Nige (if hes playing) to take a point for the home side.  (Thought i might cheer my Monday teamate on).
A good point for the result here, Nige unfortunately one of the 3 losers for the Woolies. :'(

USC 3 St Francis 2
The "heath" derby.  Think the home side will take this one 3-2, Sparky and Mick leading the way to victory.
Excellent point for the surprise winners, Sparky gains a bonus point but Mick lost to TSO. ;)

Cheers all.

Points so far.... 15.0

[BB Warrior]

Now our Leader...... a strangely subdued entry from him this week..... :o

Nov 24, 2010 15:26:48 GMT bobhall said:

Mill House Z 5 Plough Plumpton 0
3-2 home win tonight with dave knight and ron winning for the away team, tommo graham and alan winning tonight
0.5 for the home win, plus 3 bonus points for the home winners. ;)

Plough Lower Beeding 2 Laughing Fish 3
3-2 away win tonight with mark webber and geoff winnin for the home team H andy and les winning for away tonight H loves the heat and its hot in there tonight
1 point for the away win..... plus 2 bonus points for wins by H and Les.

Greyhound 2 Hurst A 3
3-2 away win wins for mama papa and mr edwards tonight neil and ted winning for home side scores not through the roof
Correct result for 1 point, plus 3 bonus points for wins by Mama, Papa and Ted. ;)

Watermill A 3 Brewers Arms 2
watermill a 2 brewers 3 andy jock and derek win tonight kim and norman bounce back after a loss last week
The A team win means no points for the result ..... but Andy & Norm gain you 2 bonus points. ;)

Brewers Bravos 3 Horns Lodge 2
bravos 4-1 tonight with adam spud lynne and paul winning kev stevens wins for away team bravo and spud hit big
0.5 for the home win.... plus 4 bonus points for wins by Adam, Spud, Paul and Kev Stevens.

Hurst B 5 Watermill B 0
4-1 home win tonight colleen steve paul and john tonight so its a nice win with paul winning for away team
0.5 for the home win..... 3 bonus points for wins by Steve, John & Colleen.

United Services Club 3 St Francis 2
with table playing better tonight its a 3-2 away win on the cards shaun peter and matt winning for way team andy and graham taking it for home side
No points for the away win, but 2 bonus points for wins by Sparky and TSO.

Woolpack 2 Eight Bells 3
eight bells 4-1 tonight wins for ros doug trevor and tony tonight malcolm winning for home side if nick is playing nick will win as tony or trevor wont play but still 4-1
0.5 for the away win..... plus 3 bonus points for wins by Ros, Doug and Malcolm.

Points so far.... 26.0

[specialone]

The Plan
7:03 countryliner bus to the station. 7:33 train to Lewes. Arrive Lewes 7:52. Driven to the club( Darren Clarke). Tee off 8:30. Had less than the usual gallon tonight, but will watch some ashes. Think I can do it. We lost 3-2 tonight. Myself and Roger took the games against the break.
TSO

[jan]

Nov 24, 2010 23:46:47 GMT tommo III said:

Plough were good sports and consumed vast quantities of ale, would beat St Francis I think in a drink-off.

If you really think 10 pints between 5 people over a whole evening is "vast quantities" of ale, then you must have led a very sheltered life... ;D


PS what am i doing wrong, that i'm seeing the smiley just as semicolon D and not as a grinning face? i haven't got the disable smilies box ticked thanks Dave :)

[BB Warrior]

Nov 25, 2010 9:16:15 GMT jan said:

PS what am i doing wrong, that i'm seeing the smiley just as semicolon D and not as a grinning face? i haven't got the disable smilies box ticked

Hi Jan, you are probably putting a SPACE in before you click the smiley.....like this  ;D

No space ;D gives you as many smileys as you want ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D