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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:07:41 GMT
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:09:43 GMT
Colleen says that an enjoyable evening was had by all...... including a cracking game of I-Spy that seemed to involve both teams and everybody else in the pub.... ::) |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:11:03 GMT
Colleen says that an enjoyable evening was had by all...... including a cracking game of I-Spy that seemed to involve both teams and everybody else in the pub.... ::)
I do believe when we played it last year we had to give up :o (An Hour & Half was a bit too long even with all the hints Colleen gave) |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:14:39 GMT
Not I-Spy! Colleen must be getting warmed up for Bournemouth ::) ;D I do believe when we played it last year we had to give up :o (An Hour & Half was a bit too long even with all the hints Colleen gave)
Yes, I seem to remember being able to get from stone cold sober to definitely squiffy in the time that it takes to play one game of I-Spy with her....... ::) :-[
Unfortunately, while playing last night, I think she was concentrating more on I-Spy than playing her doubles match..... but at least now the regulars at the Winterton will understand why she is banned from playing the game at home! :o ;D
Bournemouth beware...... ;) |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:15:32 GMT
You must be looking forward to that weekend! I-Spy when you get there but before that at least an hours worth of 'The Wheels on the Bus' ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:16:45 GMT
You must be looking forward to that weekend! I-Spy when you get there but before that at least an hours worth of 'The Wheels on the Bus' ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:17:48 GMT
Thanks for the offer Dave but i have my own version :o
'The wheels on Kev's car go round and round, round and round, round and round
the wheels on Kev's car go round and round, Unnnnnless i have Stopped!' ;D ;D |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:18:38 GMT
We're getting a bit off topic but I'm finding this funny. ;D ;D |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:19:45 GMT
Ok then Keith, here's tommo's version:
The wheels on tommo's car go round and round,
Round and round, round and round,
The wheels on tommo's car go round and round,
And then he gets a speeding ticket.................. >:( ;D ;D |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:20:50 GMT
We're getting a bit off topic but I'm finding this funny. ;D ;D
Don't worry Keith...... the West Sussex League is a very friendly place, they won't mind if it makes them laugh.... 8-) ..... and we will let you join in at I-Spy in Bournemouth - Colleen will probably insist now! ;D
As for the karaoke...... well, I can see it now...... lots of people lining up to sing their own personalised version of "The Wheels on the Bus / Car / Tractor / Etc"...... :o
Oh Kev..... what have you started here..... ::) :-X ;D ;D |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:21:45 GMT
I gotta brand new combine harvester n i'll give you the Key...................... ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:22:54 GMT
I gotta brand new combine harvester n i'll give you the Key...................... ;D ;D ;D
You had better set off to Bournemouth in that now then Kev....... or you won't get there in time. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:23:49 GMT
Milko’s version as he goes down a very steep hill
The 4 wheels on my float go round & round
The 4 wheels on my float go round & round
Then one falls off and flies milko around :(
Then one falls off and flies milko around :(
The 3 wheels on my float go round & round
The 3 wheels on my float go round & round
Then a second one falls off and milko says a prayer ::)
Then a second one falls off and milko says a prayer ::)
The 2 wheels on my float go round & round
The 2 wheels on my float go round & round
Then a third one falls off and milko needs a toilet :-[
Then a third one falls off and milko needs a toilet :-[
The 1 wheel on my float goes round & round
The 1 wheel on my float goes round & round
Then the last one falls off and milko says “Thank f… for that” :P
;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:24:44 GMT
Very entertaining, Milko.
Will us moderators now get a rap over the knuckles or will Sav treat us to his version of.......
The wheels on my Royal Enfield go round and round.............. :-/ ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Sparky on Feb 18, 2010 20:25:45 GMT
What can I say.... the winner of the karaoke is MILKO!! ;D ;D ;D
Now, all we need to do is get enough drinks into him and get him to sing it for all of us in Bournemouth...... :o
Perhaps though we should start a "Bournemouth Banter" Thread..... as there would seem to several potential contributors to that.... rather than take up more of West Sussex's result thread.... :-[
Would one of the very kind moderators like to do that..... pretty please, grovel grovel..... I am sure there is a lot more fun we could have before Bournemouth! 8-) ;D Done :D 8-) |
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Post by milko on Feb 19, 2010 14:13:34 GMT
I thought it would be a good idea to have some friendly profiles of players that are going to Bournemouth, done by a Rhyme/Poem.
I will buy the person who does the one that makes me smile the most a drink in Bournemouth. (honest)
It's not very good but I will start it off with Phil Collins (sorry Phil)
There is a young man named Phil
Who's certainly got loads of skill
He's a prolific scorer on the green baize
So prepare to be put in a bit of a haze
He's just won the World Championship
So that's why he's got to be my tip
He’s been given a tough match at the coast
But that’s not the thing that will worry him most
He likes to show his talent on the karaoke if he wins
So let’s hope he knocks over a few of the pins ;)
He lives in Cholsey and is a likable lad
If you beat him though you will drive him mad
Phil’s talented at all sports, especially those with balls
But I’ve heard it said he’s no good with the chores ;)
He likes to play cards wherever the place
But you better watch out as he’s a bit of an ace
He works at Tesco's during the day
And at night he likes to go out and play
His other pastime is on face book
So if you want to see him just take a look
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2010 15:58:43 GMT
Ok I'll join in, though I can't be there.
You can save me a pint of semi-skimmed if I happen to win. ;D
For this character I have a ruse...
You will have to guess who is is from these clues...
He owns his own pub table,
Of the occasional good score he is more than capable;
His favourite catchphrase is "Resin On The Bow",
He plays for a good team called the Fox you know;
He's a top man on the Forum Staff,
But he'll try not to stop you from having a laugh;
He hails from near the River Nene,
And once let slip he fancies Hazel Irvine;
An avid supporter of Kettering FC,
It's a well-known fact he enjoys a hot curry;
An old pair of red shoes he likes to keep,
And rumour has it he has a fondness for sheep;
Of being a cool dude he thinks he has the art,
But we all know him better as a Kipling Tart ! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Colemanator on Feb 19, 2010 16:17:11 GMT
;D sounds familiar :D
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Post by milko on Feb 20, 2010 13:18:00 GMT
It looks Clive as if I've got to send you a pint of semi
Because we don't seem to have very many
I thought there would be lots of poets
But perhaps they don't seem to know it
It's not hard to do a rhyme
As I've shown by doing mine
If profiles were done by themselves we may get more
But then I'm not all that sure
So get those fingers typing on your keyboard
And in Bournemouth I expect I'll see you on your seaboard
I do wish I never started this
As my son keeps taking the p..s
My wife thinks I'm losing the plot
But if it keeps me happy then I'm certainly not
Buy for now as I've got to go
As I'm having my ear pulled too and fro :'(
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Post by curtd on Feb 20, 2010 16:42:20 GMT
This ryhming thing is  I hope you all agree But here I am sitting here Putting down for you to see It must be that I’m sad aswell Or part of a billiards clan That thinks we’re poets ,oh my god I think it should be banned. And so its Bournemouth 2010 The competition should be great Playing together as a team On your shoulders and your mates Remember there’s no i in team And together you may win But being gracious to the end Is what we all want to see So play well my friends and do your best As I can’t be there to see Good luck to you all , have a nice weekend SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK. Curt |
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Post by milko on Feb 21, 2010 12:05:38 GMT
Curt, don't you mean that I've got your playing partner. ;D ...and if PC Plod wins for his poem, his drink would be?....whisky chaser? ;D |
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Post by curtd on Feb 21, 2010 20:39:33 GMT
Hi Keith
Lets just call it a loan deal :)
If you win I would just have to (milk) shake your hand :)
Curt
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Post by Colemanator on Mar 4, 2010 11:30:14 GMT
I see that peter Andre is on at the BIC Bournemouth tomorrow night and that there are still tickets available ;D anybody fancy an evening of fine music 8-)
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Post by jel on Mar 4, 2010 20:56:25 GMT
yes, i do. so i'll be giving that a miss :-X ;D
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Post by milhouse on Mar 4, 2010 23:35:11 GMT
I see that peter Andre is on at the BIC Bournemouth tomorrow night and that there are still tickets available ;D anybody fancy an evening of fine music 8-) I wouldn't have put you down for a Peter Andre fan Ian! :o |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2010 23:58:12 GMT
Yeah, Millhouse, the Colemanator used to like cool stuff like Led Zeppelin. Now he appears to be turning into..................  Dwayne Dibley ! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by davejones on Mar 5, 2010 20:27:30 GMT
Yeah, Millhouse, the Colemanator used to like cool stuff like Led Zeppelin. Now he appears to be turning into.................. Dwayne Dibley ! ;D ;D ;D He must be Dazed and Confused! |
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Post by Colemanator on Mar 8, 2010 19:08:02 GMT
He must be Dazed and Confused! I was at the weekend 8-) more dazed though 8-) :D |
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Post by milhouse on Mar 9, 2010 9:55:06 GMT
Yeah, Millhouse, the Colemanator used to like cool stuff like Led Zeppelin. Now he appears to be turning into.................. Dwayne Dibley ! ;D ;D ;D Dwayne Dibley - Legend ! ;D ;D |
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