The Iraqi radio station Al Jamrag Bin Flim-Flam has received a statement from Kal-El Supamannan - the fundamentalist bar-billiards group responsible for the recent kidnap of sports journalists Phil and Alan Johnston. In a furious tirade the group's leader, Sheik Benobi Wan Kenobi, reiterated his group's demands for all Iraqi snooker, pool, billiards, and bar-billiards players held in British jails to be freed.
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