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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2006 22:21:15 GMT
Anyone got a real bogey player ? Someone who when the draw's being done you secretly think (fingers crossed behind your back), I hope I won't get so-and-so 'cos he/she always beats me ?
My own "little book of horrors" reveals that in 1987/88 I played a certain Kevin Stevens of the Horns Lodge a total of four times, Mid Sussex League home and away and County Inter-League home and away. It was one of my best seasons ever and yet despite him not really being a big name, he brushed me aside easily each time.
Rest assured, should I ever come up against him again, he would be staring down the barrels of my "tommo gun" - in other words, I'd be gunning for him ! ;D
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Post by fazza on Sept 23, 2006 6:03:07 GMT
Surely noboby will confess to having a current bogey player, in case that player reads it and takes advantage of the situation.
But I have seen a member of this forum sitting in his car next to mine at traffic lights, trying desperately to find a bogey of his own. He didn't see me, but does that count?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2006 14:15:59 GMT
Was it me?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2006 14:25:59 GMT
Pete, I'm not scared to admit that I have players that I always seem to struggle against.
In fact - here are just a few of them!!!!
Darrell Skinner, Tony Webster, Terry Alder, Keith Sheard, Phil Collins, Barry Holt, Kevin Tunstall, Dave Barnes, Leon Beer, Bernie Lawrance, Johnny George, Neale Chamberlain, Kevin Pringle, Charlie Gildersleve, Graham Alder, Richard Wooton, Ian Lelliott, Janet Burns, Jason Byng, Bernie McCluskey, Jon Bamsey, Ernie Jordan, Dave Tallack, Alan Chaloner, Chris Reeves,
Mike Sheppard, Dave France, Andy Burns, Brian Daniels, Jenny Abbott, Tony Martin, Kady Claydon, Tony Walsh, Dave Tooke, Pete Farrelly, Dennis Claydon, Mary Daniels, Gareth Lloyd, Jon Scoones, Dave Alder, Mal Spier, Phil Hawkins, Jean Claydon, Keith Lewendon, Jean Over, Dave Jones, Mark Trafford, Mark Turner, Steven Sheard, Paul Sainsbury, Dawn Jordan, Bill Kerr, Stuart Mepham, Brian Dawkins, Bill Trinder, Vinny Mitchell, Joe O'Farrell, Chris Saville, Nigel Senior, Pauline Withey, Geoff Jukes, Alan Brackenridge and many, many more!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2006 14:53:32 GMT
Is that a list of all the players you've heard of - or, a list of all the players that you've ever lost to ? :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by milhouse on Sept 25, 2006 15:04:24 GMT
I think its a good job you weren't at the Berks open then ;) ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2006 18:16:18 GMT
Pete, I'm not scared to admit that I have players that I always seem to struggle against. In fact - here are just a few of them!!!! Johnny George You should do :D Just ask Q ;) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2006 18:28:08 GMT
I've been researching famous put downs and can offer Q this one by way of a reply :
'My position, sir, does not allow me to argue with you. But if it ever came to a choice of weapons, I should choose grammar.' - (Anonymous) ;D
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Post by fazza on Sept 26, 2006 6:02:27 GMT
I wonder just how big his grandma was?
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Post by fazza on Sept 26, 2006 6:06:30 GMT
Pete, I'm not scared to admit that I have players that I always seem to struggle against. In fact - here are just a few of them!!!! Darrell Skinner, Tony Webster, Terry Alder, Keith Sheard, Phil Collins, Barry Holt, Kevin Tunstall, Dave Barnes, Leon Beer, Bernie Lawrance, Johnny George, Neale Chamberlain, Kevin Pringle, Charlie Gildersleve, Graham Alder, Richard Wooton, Ian Lelliott, Janet Burns, Jason Byng, Bernie McCluskey, Jon Bamsey, Ernie Jordan, Dave Tallack, Alan Chaloner, Chris Reeves, Mike Sheppard, Dave France, Andy Burns, Brian Daniels, Jenny Abbott, Tony Martin, Kady Claydon, Tony Walsh, Dave Tooke, Pete Farrelly, Dennis Claydon, Mary Daniels, Gareth Lloyd, Jon Scoones, Dave Alder, Mal Spier, Phil Hawkins, Jean Claydon, Keith Lewendon, Jean Over, Dave Jones, Mark Trafford, Mark Turner, Steven Sheard, Paul Sainsbury, Dawn Jordan, Bill Kerr, Stuart Mepham, Brian Dawkins, Bill Trinder, Vinny Mitchell, Joe O'Farrell, Chris Saville, Nigel Senior, Pauline Withey, Geoff Jukes, Alan Brackenridge and many, many more!!!!!! LC, you could have at least put everybody in alphabetical order so that it would have been easier for the members of this forum to see if they had been included. ...and hasn't your asbo expired yet??? PS Perfect spellings in above. You must have a BBQ in front of you at work!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2006 7:47:37 GMT
You've just unwittingly coined a better name for "Asbo" - "ELSIE".
;D
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Post by fazza on Sept 27, 2006 6:30:13 GMT
No, I coined that a long time ago. KT= Katie, MT= Empty, LC= Elsie. But I will try yours, CT= Seaty. No, doesn't really work, does it?
Love from PIF-PAF-PUF
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2006 7:36:31 GMT
You could call me by my middle two initials, "RC." But only you, dear ! ;)
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Post by fazza on Sept 27, 2006 12:56:42 GMT
Are you really sure you should OF told me that Clive!
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Post by fazza on Sept 30, 2006 6:40:10 GMT
ASBO-lutely not! I could never picture my poor little "Elsie" with a finger lost up any orifice, yours or anybody "else's". No, this one was not the tiny ones you get from your snout, darling, this one was a really big one, the size of a cricket ball with loose bits hanging off as if it had been tampered with by big Inzy (or is that libellous now he has been cleared); it was really truly massive! |
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Post by milhouse on Sept 30, 2006 17:31:13 GMT
Haven't been playing long enough to have a bogey player !!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2006 18:01:02 GMT
I have one player at the moment that gets me. Only because of nerves and he only plays at home ::)
[glow=red,2,300]Liam Elmer[/glow]
Not Nicki, but his son. I am however planning to get him back. If he chooses to play at the Swan, I shall be waiting for him ;D
He is a great future player too :) I reckon the future players of our game is in Cambridgeshire ;)
I always get drawn against him when I play the SMB :(
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