Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2012 20:02:18 GMT
Happy Birthday to Dave Jones,
Dave has been known to like the odd joke or two, so here's one to celebrate the occasion:
An old man knows it is his son's birthday. Since he is poor, he calls the son over.
"Son," he says," I want you to take this duck, go out, and find yourself a woman for the day."
The son agrees and carries the duck out of the house.
While walking along the street, he happens upon a prostitute.
Walking up to her he tells her, "All I have is this duck."
"That's all right," she says, and they begin.
After some time, she sits up and exclaims,
"That was amazing! I'll give you back the duck if we can do it again!"
So they go at it again, and he gets the duck back.
On his way home, the duck suddenly flies into the street, and straight into the grill of a truck.
The trucker, feeling bad about the loss of an apparent pet, gives the boy two dollars and moves on.
When he gets home, the father asks the boy how everything went.
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"Well, I got a f*ck for a duck, a duck for a f*ck, and two dollars for a f*cked-up duck." :D
Dave has been known to like the odd joke or two, so here's one to celebrate the occasion:
An old man knows it is his son's birthday. Since he is poor, he calls the son over.
"Son," he says," I want you to take this duck, go out, and find yourself a woman for the day."
The son agrees and carries the duck out of the house.
While walking along the street, he happens upon a prostitute.
Walking up to her he tells her, "All I have is this duck."
"That's all right," she says, and they begin.
After some time, she sits up and exclaims,
"That was amazing! I'll give you back the duck if we can do it again!"
So they go at it again, and he gets the duck back.
On his way home, the duck suddenly flies into the street, and straight into the grill of a truck.
The trucker, feeling bad about the loss of an apparent pet, gives the boy two dollars and moves on.
When he gets home, the father asks the boy how everything went.
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v
v
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"Well, I got a f*ck for a duck, a duck for a f*ck, and two dollars for a f*cked-up duck." :D
