Why am I "The Split"?

Why was I given that name on here ???
I can do the split shot, and to my knowledge I haven't grassed anybody ???

So why?

[fazza]

Can't be anything to do with your personality?

So is it your favourite ice lolly?

or that you leave a room and have to tell everybody you are "splitting"?

or you cut your nails into funny V shapes?

Pray tell us, Johnny, please.

I'm asking you lot as you lot gave me the name!

Well I coined it for you after you called on us all to find suitable names. You chose it yourself from the line-up. I think my suggestion was prompted by you saying your dad said you were living proof that condom's don't work ! :-[ :-[

Change it if you've grown tired of it. ::)

WHAT ???

What on hell happened here that I didn't know about?

[Herr von Puebik]

I thought it wos because you disappeared quickly when you lost ;D ;D

[jel]

or now he's old enough ,when its his turn to buy the drinks :o

I offered neal a drink for beating me at Berks and he turned it down, saying "we don't do that here, but thank for the offer."

So I would like to know anyone else who did that?

Anyway how has this got anything to do with you lot calling me "The Split"? ???

sithlord said:

I offered neal a drink for beating me at Berks and he turned it down, saying "we don't do that here, but thank for the offer."
So I would like to know anyone else who did that?

Yep, offered Barry Radford a drink after he beat me and he said the same. He went on to be the top player in our division on the day.

Who refuses an offer of beer ::) Crazy world ;D

Wow Johnny, just turned 18 and already in the grasp of the demon drink............so easily influenced. Hope we don't eventually come to know you as Johnny the Spliff ;D

Never ever ;)
I am Johnny "The Clean" in your mind ::)

[fazza]

In any single match, by all means extend an offer to buy a drink if you lose, but at an Open, when you play 6 or 7 matches in the day, it just means that Kevin gets more and more drunk during the day.

Now there's an idea!!!!

:D Thats why he wins soo many then ;) I guess you would feel like Chelski though (buying out the title) ;)

[Colemanator]

What's happened to 'The split' see it's gone, and you've put a picture of some girl on as the avatar :o

THATS ME :o >:(

My hair does grow ya know!

I got rid of the name as no one has come up with a good enough reason to why they choose it!