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[Q]

We now have 2 forum members resident at the cattery.

Firstly we have Sparkie, sitting on top of the door!!!


and then we have Elsie (who looks as though she has been frightened by Sparkie) ;D


I will add to this whenever a new 'player' arrives.
Could be ages before we get a Tommo, but we get a few Toms ;)

[Colemanator]

Is that what you do then Q?

It's a good question, Colemanator, what does Q actually do, apart from stroke pussies all day. ;D 8-)

I'd heard that he wanted to be a condom tester but he wasn't up to the job. Then when the Northampton shoe shop job fell through (taking all the hush puppies out for walks) he went to Cornwall to become a beer re-cycler. :o

I beat him to the local part-time job of hammock tester. ;)

[Colemanator]

spose there ent much call for a chariot maker or a gas lamp lighter these days :-/ ;D

Well, if there was, it would be in Cornwall if anywhere.
There actually is a Victorian village which has been created, at Flambards (near Helston). he might get a job as a lamplighter there.
If he wanted employ as a chariot-maker he'd need to apply to the Jorvik Centre at York.

[Q]

chimp said:

Is that what you do then Q?

To be serious for JUST a moment..... YES Ian, we bought the cattery in May which is why we moved down here, haven't got my cue out of its case since :'( but LOVE Cornwall

[Colemanator]

tommo said:

Well, if there was, it would be in Cornwall if anywhere.
There actually is a Victorian village which has been created, at Flambards (near Helston). he might get a job as a lamplighter there.
If he wanted employ as a chariot-maker he'd need to apply to the Jorvik Centre at York.

You're amazing Clive ;D

[Q]

chimp said:

You're amazing Clive ;D

I've called him some names..... but..
I've NEVER thought of that one ;D ;D

[Q]

[glow=red,2,300]Latest Shock News[/glow]

Just checked the paperwork and Sparkie is FEMALE !!!!!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Herr von Puebik]

Actually Q there are other ways to check the sex of a cat ::)

[Sparky]

q said:

[glow=red,2,300]Latest Shock News[/glow]

Just checked the paperwork and Sparkie is FEMALE !!!!!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Do you still expect to be collected on time at Jersey Airport ;D ;D ;D

sparky said:

[Do you still expect to be collected on time at Jersey Airport ;D ;D ;D

Yes - by Mother Hen ;D ;D

[Q]

OK panic over, Marie had told me that Sparkie was female (from the paperwork) but I can now confirm that he is a castrated male :o :o :o

q said:

OK panic over, Marie had told me that Sparkie was female (from the paperwork) but I can now confirm that he is a castrated male :o :o :o

.............is there no end to the services Q will provide, in order to match the paperwork ? :o :o :o :o ;D

[Sparky]

At this point I would like to emphasize that there is only a similarity in the names........I hope ;D :-/ :o

[Q]

I'm just looking at the hairstyle of your avatar and I'm not so sure ;D ;D

[Q]

New guest arrived the other day...
he's a little bit overweight, eats anything put in front of him, drinks too much, and his name is....
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TUPPS ;D

It has been said that Tupps will go anywhere in search of pussy. ;D

[Chris]

So where are the pictures of the cats it sayes moved?? where to??... which sorry guys are far more interesting..

My Dalmatian who is now 13 was rescued from the 101 Dalmatians film which she was in as one of the pups...

I call her a damnatian... but love her to bits!!!