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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 8, 2006 23:35:58 GMT
In answer to Tommo's request I have torn myself away from a donkey quiz set you some questions over which Sav has made an Ass of himself.
1) Which micro brewery ooop narf served up a beer called Old Horizontal that got Sav banned from the Kent side for five years?
2) Which 5.5% offering of a Chiswick brewery inexplicably caused Sav’s push bike to collapse under him and land him in the stinging nettles recently?
3) What was Sav’s favourite tipple in the Lamplighters in Jersey 2006?
4) What is the real ale offered by the newly created Chinese nosh shop brewery in Jersey 2006 that Sav suffered multiple headaches from?
5) What is Sav’s long term favourite at the Lamplighters? A name that he is often referred to as??
6) If Sav said he fancied a “Leg Over” what would he be talking about???
7) Another of Sav’s favourites is loosely termed as ‘Nun’s Delight’, name the bitter
8) Not that Sav is that way inclined, but what testicular treat is he also partial to???
9) If Sav went into a pub looking for “Sex” what beer would he be after??
10) What does no Fokker come close to??
All these are gettable from googling or other posts.
Sav
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2006 23:58:16 GMT
Just to show that I do pay attention occasionally :
2) Fuller's ESB
5) Old Peculier
8) Dog's B*ll*cks (Wychwood) ?
9) Wadsworth's Six X
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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 9, 2006 0:04:00 GMT
Just to show that I do pay attention occasionally : 2) Fuller's ESB 5) Old Peculier 8) Dog's B*ll*cks (Wychwood) ? 9) Wadsworth's Six X Half a gallon (four pints) to the Quizmeister |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2006 0:11:01 GMT
1) Black Sheep brewery (nr Ripon)
7) Bishop's Finger ;) (Shepherd Neame)
.........and is Old Speckled Hen in there somewhere ? (or am I thinking of Sparky? ;D)
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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 9, 2006 0:19:01 GMT
1) Black Sheep brewery (nr Ripon) 7) Bishop's Finger ;) (Shepherd Neame) .........and is Old Speckled Hen in there somewhere ? (or am I thinking of Sparky? ;D) The Tartmeister fails on number 1) but Bishop's Finger shoves him up to five points Sav |
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Post by Richard Stowe R.I.P. on Dec 9, 2006 13:22:55 GMT
5. Theakstons Old Peculiar, :) my favorite beer, drunk in large amounts at home 8-). May I just point out a brew from the same brewery called XB, my wife swears by this beer, (in fact the more she has the more she swears.) It tastes almost exactly the same as Old Peculiar but is not quite as strong.
10.. Spitfire, downed all over Kent just like the Luftwaffe, and I may add at the Gladiators Club in Oxford, took a little time to educate the Steward on how to keep it properly, but now one of the best kept pints in Oxford.
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Post by CraigC on Dec 9, 2006 13:48:49 GMT
3. Directors, seem to remember.
4. Jimmys (Tipsy Toad)
8. Mutt's Nuts (If dog's bs is wrong)
9. 6X?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2006 14:06:12 GMT
1) Timothy Taylor Brewers of Keighley, who also have a prize-winning pale ale called Landlord.
6) There's a beer called "Old Leg Over" made by the Daleside Brewery.
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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 9, 2006 16:12:22 GMT
Well I am impressed by the camra knowledge. Dickhead excellent & good quip "downed all over Kent"  !!! definite two bonus points. One point for the recognisng the fine ale. TaxiBoy (nee Craig C) yes, Directors was consumed in vast quantities this year, I should know, I bought most of it whilst you were there!!! One point plus bonus for recognising the poor apology for the Tipsy Toad and Jimmy's which was still palatable despite now being served at a Chinese restaurant!! Dogs Bollocks was correct, but ½ a point for a similar answer/ Tommo; one point for Daleside!!! I used to luv asking Clair at the Alma for a legover (nah, no such luck!!) Tommo 6pts Taxiboy 3½pts Dickhead 3pts Well you still have to find which micro brewery ooop narf served up a beer called Old Horizontal that got Sav banned from the Kent side for five years. Twasn't my fault I was easily led by Peter Wright & Arthur Leeson (for those of you with memory) KBBA managers who then dropped me after the first round of an intercounties played at a pole dancers club with no lights. Bonus points for the year and town and what we passed loads of broken down in hissing rain on the M1 Southbound. Sav |
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Post by Kevin Pringle (R.I.P.) on Dec 9, 2006 19:52:43 GMT
Old Horizontal was brewed by Stocks Brewery (Doncaster) which closed in 1997.
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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 9, 2006 20:00:58 GMT
Spot on KP. They gave you a certificate if you were still standing after five pints of the stuff ::)
Bonus points still available.
Sav
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Post by Kevin Pringle (R.I.P.) on Dec 9, 2006 20:05:56 GMT
Do I get a bonus point for thinking the same about Claire as you :D
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Post by CraigC on Dec 9, 2006 20:42:46 GMT
TaxiBoy (nee Craig C) yes, Directors was consumed in vast quantities this year, I should know, I bought most of it whilst you were there!!! Sav Think the Hot Hot Chilli Chilli Vodka must have affected your memory, either that or there was even more Directors than I realised. ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2006 20:44:19 GMT
But I've only been in the Alma once, prior to a gig at the Astor Theatre. And I'm sure no-one asked me for a Leg Over then. ;D
Mind you, I had a fursty ferret with me at the time.
It's a long story......don't ask. ;)
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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 9, 2006 21:07:51 GMT
Think the Hot Hot Chilli Chilli Vodka must have affected your memory, either that or there was even more Directors than I realised. ;D Chroist I'd forgotten that ;D the look on Chris Gent's face will live with me for years. The delayed reaction after downing the firewater tot before he ran to the bog to puke it back up again. Glad I had more sense for once!! One tiny sip and my mouth was on fire for half an hour!! Bonus point for a good memory!!! (not mammary KP!!!) SIC Sav |
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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 15, 2006 18:59:49 GMT
Just to close this one off.
The year was 1982 at some club in Doncaster. I was still pissed from the night morning before and was dropped after the first game.
On the way back we passed dozens of scooters on the A1m coming back down in the hissing rain, think all their furry dice got waterlogged ;D
Final points
Tommo 6pts
Taxiboy 3½pts
Dickhead 3pts
KP 1pt.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2006 19:27:33 GMT
Damn ! Missed out on the bonus there. I used to be a scooter boy an' all, and yes, they could be unreliable. I was always snapping brake and clutch cables, and my exhaust would fall off several times on a long journey. ::)
Used to always lose it on the same hairpin bend near Petworth, and I had an altercation once with a herd of cows which were being moved from one field to another late at night :o . Magical times, though.
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!!! definite two bonus points. One point for the recognisng the fine ale.