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Post by fazza on Sept 16, 2006 14:18:48 GMT
22. Hairy ar$e$. I could name and shame but suffice it to say that I had to play against two last season, displaying bum cleavages. (I would not be complaining if they had been female, incidentally). Confession time then Clive! What do you actually like about FEMALE hairy bum cleavages.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2006 18:16:17 GMT
Careful Fazza, hirsute females are a minority group, and shouldn't be discriminated against. ;) ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 8:29:20 GMT
Quite right - this, I'm assured, is an equal opportunities forum. Bar Billiards, as we all know, is very much an equal opportunities game and has long since encouraged participation from some of the scariest looking people in society!! I include myself in that category, of course!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 11:02:21 GMT
ARSENAL :P :P :P >:( >:(
Little foreign gits, had to beat the great Manchester United! Cheaters :D
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Post by fazza on Sept 18, 2006 13:18:38 GMT
Yeah, yeah, like the new picture, but it looks more like you, I thought.
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Post by milhouse on Sept 18, 2006 13:57:13 GMT
ARSENAL :P :P :P >:( >:( Little foreign gits, had to beat the great Manchester United! Cheaters :D A bunch of foreign gits.... Lets look at the Man Ure line-up shall we.....Kuszczak, Silvestre, Evra, Fletcher, O'Shea, Ronaldo, Solskjaer, Saha now are they all English ??? At least Arsenal are owned by English people !
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Post by milhouse on Sept 18, 2006 13:57:56 GMT
Man Ure and Chelski supporters >:(
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 14:05:43 GMT
Manchester United when fit have, Rio Ferdinand, Wes Brown, Michael Carrick, Wayne Rooney, Paul Scholes, Gary Neville!
Arsenal have Cole, oops he went to Chelsea :D for exchange with Gallas (French).
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 14:14:07 GMT
23. Chelski, Fulham, Palace and MK Dons (all scum.) 24. Pete Winkleman, Sammy Hamann, the Norwegians, Merton Borough Council and the FA Commission who sold us down the river. 25. Coventry City who got John Hartson off us for nothing after we'd paid West Ham 7m for him, then they sold him on to Celtic for 5m and still gave us nothing. 26. Fisher Athletic who beat us in the playoffs and delayed our return to the main football league by one more year. 27. The little ba$tard who kept kicking my seat all through the game last Saturday. Why do kids fidget like that ? - it's the same if I go to the cinema.
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Post by davejones on Sept 18, 2006 15:20:43 GMT
United fans who have never visited Old Trafford
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 15:37:36 GMT
Hopefully I won't be on your list as I hope on going to see United next year!
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Post by jel on Sept 18, 2006 15:38:27 GMT
liverpool fans who have never visited anfield. there are just as many.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2006 16:13:44 GMT
liverpool fans who have never visited anfield. there are just as many. Hoping to take wifey (a Liverpool fan since the days of Kevin Keegan) up to scouse-land next year for a dirty weekend - visiting Anfield and also taking in the Cavern (she's a Beatles fan too.)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2006 16:15:40 GMT
A bunch of foreign gits.... Lets look at the Man Ure line-up shall we.....Kuszczak, Silvestre, Evra, Fletcher, O'Shea, Ronaldo, Solskjaer, Saha now are they all English ??? At least Arsenal are owned by English people ! How many players at Everton are English? Apart from Beattie and Johnson!
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Post by Q on Sept 19, 2006 16:31:45 GMT
People who mow their lawn at 8am on a Sunday (Probably pensioners before they go shopping) My late in laws were once woken at 7am on Boxing Day by their neighbour mowing theor lawn..... IN SUSSEX
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Post by jel on Sept 19, 2006 18:06:47 GMT
the words LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR >:(
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2006 18:16:18 GMT
Ian barmen sleep too ;)
Bernies new thing is losing to me in next years world final in Jersey ::)
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Post by jel on Sept 19, 2006 18:32:17 GMT
true , barmen do sleep. but do they all have to sleep at the same time ;)
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Post by Colemanator on Sept 19, 2006 19:03:27 GMT
Or 'Time gentlemen please' >:(
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Post by fazza on Sept 20, 2006 6:18:51 GMT
Bernies new thing is losing to me in next years world final in Jersey ::) Here we go again! You are going to win that one now, are you? You would OF thought lessons had been learnt by now. Substitute "next year's final" with "2015" or something and I may agree with you!!!! :-* ;)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 20, 2006 7:43:15 GMT
Or even worse... yes we are still open but you've drunk all the beer and our next delivery isn't for 2 days (quoted from barman at County game at Oxford) :(
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2006 8:07:52 GMT
Here we go again! You are going to win that one now, are you? You would OF thought lessons had been learnt by now. Substitute "next year's final" with "2015" or something and I may agree with you!!!! :-* ;) I agree that if Johnny maintains his current level of motivation (and steers well clear of femmes fatales) he could win a national tournament one day. But I bet that Wimbledon will be back in the main football league before then (and our realistic plan is the year 2012.) :)
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Post by milhouse on Sept 20, 2006 8:10:16 GMT
How many players at Everton are English? Apart from Beattie and Johnson! Richard Wright, John Ruddy, Iain Turner, Tony Hibbert, Alan Stubbs, Mark Hughes, Leon Osman, James Vaughan, Victor Anichebe (hasn't decided between england or nigeria yet!) do i need to go on..... ??? ;D
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Post by fazza on Sept 20, 2006 8:14:22 GMT
What bugs me most is: people who go on about football all the time!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2006 8:16:37 GMT
How many players at Everton are English? Apart from Beattie and Johnson! Richard Wright, John Ruddy, Iain Turner, Tony Hibbert, Alan Stubbs, Mark Hughes, Leon Osman, James Vaughan, Victor Anichebe (hasn't decided between england or nigeria yet!) do i need to go on..... ??? ;D ....................and of course Rooney - until Man Yoo nicked him. ;)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 20, 2006 8:20:23 GMT
How many players at Everton are English? Apart from Beattie and Johnson!
Wot bugs me is people calling Scotsmen English ;)
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Post by WolfLord on Sept 20, 2006 8:36:58 GMT
Don't forget the Welsh, Irish or any other players who are not good enough to get into their own national teams.
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Post by milhouse on Sept 20, 2006 9:09:23 GMT
Richard Wright, John Ruddy, Iain Turner, Tony Hibbert, Alan Stubbs, Mark Hughes, Leon Osman, James Vaughan, Victor Anichebe (hasn't decided between england or nigeria yet!) do i need to go on..... ??? ;D ....................and of course Rooney - until Man Yoo nicked him. ;) Good ridence is what i say
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Post by milhouse on Sept 20, 2006 10:09:11 GMT
Microsoft products that give you the option of using language option of English - US >:( There is no such thing ! If thats the case, they should also have... English - UK (Scouse) English - UK (Brummie) English - UK (Geordie)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2006 10:21:28 GMT
First team Millhouse, or I could sit here all day with Manchester United!
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