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Post by davejones on Oct 31, 2006 20:27:20 GMT
We are mad about politically correctness in this country.
Can anybody think of any politically correct statements.
I will start the ball rolling.
He does not have a beer gut - he has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not balding - he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
She is not blonde - she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not a Two Bit Slapper - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER
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Post by jel on Oct 31, 2006 20:46:25 GMT
he is not gay - he just dosn't like girls :o
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Post by mrmike007 on Nov 1, 2006 0:04:28 GMT
Its not called gossip anymore. "Its the speedy transmission of near factual information". ;)
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Post by mrmike007 on Nov 1, 2006 0:14:06 GMT
I do not get drunk, I get chemically inconvenienced. ;D
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Post by fazza on Nov 1, 2006 7:56:01 GMT
I don't get "pi$$ed off", I just miss the bowl now and again.
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Nov 1, 2006 8:03:41 GMT
He's not black God just left him in the oven too long when he made him
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Post by davejones on Nov 1, 2006 19:18:42 GMT
He does not get Falling-Down drunk - he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2006 11:15:45 GMT
A warm welcome is extended to visitors to Crawley. This is completely authentic, by the way and happened last week. Someone hacked into the Borough Council's computer system and decided to have some fun and welcome visitors to the County Mall in the nicest way possible:  |
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Post by Q on Nov 2, 2006 11:18:19 GMT
Yes Clive, I got this on an email but thought it was a mock up...
but... what is a 'totse' in Orchard street?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2006 11:26:28 GMT
It stands for "Temple Of The Screaming Electron".
It's a website featuring an abundance of text files and an ever growing BBS full of idiots, evil geniuses, 1337 thirteen year olds, and just about every one else you can think of.
Top corner of the net. ;D
An extra Quazza point for tommo. ;)
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