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Post by jel on Oct 28, 2006 11:06:40 GMT
yesterday evening the sad news was passed on to us that the porn channels were not to be veiwed after matches any longer. >:( our thoughts go out to leigh holmes and stephen coleman who will be particually devistated by this news ;) ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Oct 28, 2006 13:20:38 GMT
Tart :P When I saw the thread title I thought you'd left your fags behind again :-/
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Post by Roo "Convoy!!" on Oct 28, 2006 15:37:00 GMT
The good news is they can be viewed before and during all games and at important Committee Meetings. Long live the Queen (and that gorgeous blonde bird on PTV that struggles to put up a tent - ooer more tea vicar! :o
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Post by Colemanator on Oct 28, 2006 15:54:11 GMT
::)it's all pretty tame though :P
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Post by jel on Oct 28, 2006 18:40:07 GMT
you like a tame pussy then ian ? :o
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Post by Coleman Jnr on Oct 28, 2006 20:54:28 GMT
The good news is they can be viewed before and during all games and at important Committee Meetings. Long live the Queen (and that gorgeous blonde bird on PTV that struggles to put up a tent - ooer more tea vicar! :o how do you join the comittee i have many points id like to put across ;)
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Post by jel on Oct 29, 2006 9:01:00 GMT
for starters you will have to age about 60 years ;D
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Post by triplex on Oct 29, 2006 9:11:40 GMT
What about if we do a protest, and refuse to assist in there skittles championship until the porn ban is lifted!!!! :'(
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Oct 29, 2006 10:51:52 GMT
Oh yeah that's a threat innit ::) Simons going to STOP throwing things ;D
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Post by triplex on Oct 29, 2006 13:50:26 GMT
I did say i would try ;)
Any way hvp can you help us at all, would of thought you were on the committee by now, i think you qualify in most of the qualifications required!!! :P
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Post by Coleman Jnr on Oct 29, 2006 17:01:04 GMT
they are a bit silly there because..... when that channel is put on, all the guys watch it and drool (lol) so this means there mouths are dry and they will buy more beer, resulting in money which as ive heard they need.... tut tut not good managment is it.
instead someones gonna put on ideal homes and no one will want to watch it, and as a result of this everyone will go home and NOT buy another pint meaning less money....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2006 17:23:46 GMT
Whilst I admire the logical thought processes of Coleman Jr, like Johnny you have a bit more to learn about women. Agreed that some porn is mouthwatering, but that does not make you want to buy more beer. That happens when the mouth is dry. ;) So the suggestion is for the club to put on episodes of Songs Of Praise, in the hope that you may see the stunningly beautiful Katherine Jenkins, which will definitely make your mouth go dry, hence more beers will be sold. ;D
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Post by Hammy on Oct 30, 2006 7:24:33 GMT
:o :o :o Blimey!!! And all we have to offer at our Cons club is a rather foxy portrait of Maggie Thatcher!!!? ??? :o
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Oct 30, 2006 7:41:43 GMT
I think we'd swop Nobby for her
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Post by Hammy on Oct 30, 2006 7:42:48 GMT
I could see poor nobby had aged a bit the other night!! :D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Oct 30, 2006 7:46:26 GMT
Are you sure you didn't make the common mistake of confusing Nobby with the Colemanator in his fleece ;) ;D ;D
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Post by Hammy on Oct 30, 2006 7:58:51 GMT
That might well be the case!! I'll check tonight as we are playing them tonight. Should be a good clash I reckon! :) ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2006 8:51:09 GMT
Talking of which, do we feel the need to start a "Bring back the Colemanator" campaign ? ;)
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Post by Colemanator on Oct 30, 2006 16:56:35 GMT
Are you sure you didn't make the common mistake of confusing Nobby with the Colemanator in his fleece ;) ;D ;D I ent got a fleece, but i've heard you're quite good at 'fleecing' ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Oct 30, 2006 16:58:51 GMT
Well if you 'ent gotta fleece we'll have to call you Shaun ::)
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Post by Colemanator on Oct 30, 2006 17:05:13 GMT
Talking of which, do we feel the need to start a "Bring back the Colemanator" campaign ? ;) Back from where ???
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Post by Kevin Pringle (R.I.P.) on Oct 30, 2006 18:14:05 GMT
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Post by jel on Oct 31, 2006 21:03:44 GMT
well we may have lost our porn channel but we got hot food last night for the first time ever :o must have been to soften the blow ;) ;D
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Post by Coleman Jnr on Oct 31, 2006 22:15:10 GMT
id rather have the porn.... unless it was a nice bacon sarnie.... mmmmm :P
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Post by jel on Nov 1, 2006 19:07:00 GMT
what, so you could have sex with the bacon sarnie instead :o i'm starting to get a bit worried about you :-X ;D
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Post by Roo "Convoy!!" on Nov 2, 2006 12:31:27 GMT
:o I take it you haven't seen the 'Friends of the Earth' film version of 'Animal Farm' yet then Jel. They remove the live animals and replace with pre-packed meats to avoid hurting the animals. The liver sketch is particularly absorbing :o
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Post by jel on Nov 2, 2006 16:16:15 GMT
i'll take your word on that one roo :o
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Post by Coleman Jnr on Nov 2, 2006 20:59:35 GMT
i just thought i would add a post to hit 20 as that is kinda a milestone lol
carry on.......
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Post by Colemanator on Nov 2, 2006 21:35:09 GMT
i just thought i would add a post to hit 20 as that is kinda a milestone lol carry on....... And not one sensible post yet Jnr 8-)
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Post by triplex on Nov 3, 2006 10:16:30 GMT
Well what do you expect from the Pink Slipper Dancer!!! :P
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