as you are well aware my team mates have given me a few great nicknames.as i should only have one nickname i thought it be a good idea if my fellow barbillard chums could give me a little help in this matter.here are just afew that have taken there fancy.
1.tiny(this is because of my very small maggot dick). 2.gaylord 3.the tango drinker. 4.casper. 5.fatboy. 6.lord of the manor. 7.stud. 8.damo(not offen used). 9.billard king. 10.beefy.
i"ll let my billards chums decide,i await your results.
tiny gaylord of manor ecton invites billard chums to the shire.upon arrivel my butler will fix us a cocktail of tango slammers.feel free to make your self at home in my large mansion while i disappear though walls while making great use of my casper powers.once the fun is nearing an end my butler "jason the hamster neal" will show you to trish cabs,one of the best taxi services in northants.trish is one of many drivers in my elite force.nenecupper also likes to make an guess appearance now and again, working for me in his spare time,but be warned the kroneberg king likes to use the passenger seat as a rowing boat.once the billard party is over me and my butler the hamster will retire to concentrate on making a brand new episode of top gear.