How to set up a straight table?

[Colemanator]

As per an Oxford thread, I'll go first.

Starting from scratch, I'll open the leg adjusters so that the gap is the thicness of my thumb, about 25mm, theres nothing worse than going to a venue where the table is sus and you look at the adjusters and the're screwed right in. secondly, I'll play across the table to determine the uphill/ downhill situation and alter accordingly, I'll then move on to the front and play down to sort the left/right rolls, The break is the LAST shot I'll try.
Another good one to try is play a ball off the front spot toward the left 50, there' nothing worse than a table where the red drifts in one your one up shot :'(

And before I receive any sarcy comments about unlevel Barton Seagrave tables etc :D, Our table has been the highest scoring for home and away teams for many years :D even this year when we moved venue and have struggled with what I consider to be a difficult playing top >:(, even though it's the same top as we've had for years. ;D :D

Can I just congratulate you on your optimism. It is a testament to our growth as a society that you were sure that the only sarcastic comments that would be posted on this thread would be aimed at how 'unlevel' your tables have been historically. It is an even greater achievement to be right about that.......until now.

My friend Sebastian wants to know how to set up a gay table. We are in the 21st century after all.

I would have put smileys etc. on the above post, but I don't know how to do it..........but imagine they are there so that nobody is in any way offended.

Thanks.

[fazza]

That excuse will simply not do.

Use the reply button, rather than the quick reply box. You will then see an array of smileys for your selection and use. I thought you were highly skilled in all this.

[fazza]

;D ::)

and do as I say, not do as I do.

Good to have a Lincs opinion in the forum again.

Ah-Haaa! Found them. You may regret teaching me how to add extra personality to my post.

For that tip you get :-*

[fazza]

Trust me....you do not need extra personality.

There is a lot of kissing going on at the moment, will the moderators allow this? It isn't supposed to be that sort of forum.

Very good point, my good man! Nothing more friendly than a firm handshake - no need for all this kissing. No wonder the country is feeling the pinch!!!

:o

[Sparky]

I'm getting worried about you two with all this talk of kissing and pinching.....maybe I should report this to BIG Brother for further inspection :) :D ;D

I don't know who to contact >:(

[fazza]

Didn't know you had a big brother as well. I have 2, and two big sisters, but it is a strange family as my sister has THREE brothers and only one sister.

I am just thankful that "somebody" wants to kiss me and hug me. Not jealous are you?

Again - so right! I was getting too informal and, more importantly, adding no value. Childish! :-/