Week 26 Banter and Tipsters

Week 26 - 20/04/2011 (5 matches left)                        

Hurst A      v      Mill House Z  
Needle match, with whippersnapper Bob spoiling for a fight. Johnny Aceed will be keeping well away from Pierpoint, so may have to bring J.T. in to bring him down a peg. Whatever..... Zeds will be happy to escape with 2 points in the bag which will mean we win the League.           
Brewers Arms      v      Plough Lower Beeding  
Plough have been the back-markers all season, but have picked their pace up recently and should be good for 2 points against the Div.1 front-runners.          
Watermill A      v      Greyhound            
This table might just favour the Greyhound who have not enjoyed their own top this season. But the Mill are too strong at home, surely.....3-2 home win.
Horns Lodge      v      Watermill B            
Can foresee a 4-1 home win here.
St Francis      v      Brewers Bravos            
The Frannies seem to be playing better away from home at present, which should suit the Bravos' flamboyant style....3-2 away win.
Eight Bells      v      Hurst B            
Bells to win 3-2 in a high-scoring match.
Plough Plumpton      v      United Services Club            
Can't see beyond a 4-1 home win here, sorry Sparky.
Laughing Fish      v      Woolpack            
Backlash, big-time! 5-0 to the Fish, Jim and Andy starring as H is away.

[H]

No me this week. Away with the band

[specialone]

Mat, work, Manly, wedding aniversary, and Roger, chronic manflu, all miss tonight. Foggers and Neil Henry fill the void. Reports suggest that the Saints table has been moved and is now unplayable. Happy Days.
TSO

[specialone]

Only me
Hurst A 2 Millie Molly moos 3
All with break

Brewers Arms 5 PLB 0
Have a feeling in my water the draw will be unkind to PLB, hope so as my tan is still uneven after playing there.

Watermill a 4 Hound 1

Horny lodge 3 watermill b 2

Saints 3 Bravos 2
Stricken Saints perform as mad dogs, to try and avoid the drop. Bob continues his quest to qualify for the masters. I have explained to him that he needs about 45 people to die, and they need to be the right 45, for him to get in, however he remains optomistic, he likes the average age of the players concerned.

8 Bells 3 Hurst b 2
Both these teams have lost 4-1 at home to the mighty Saints this season. 3-2 to the home team seems about right in this dire match. Can not see anyone breaking 2k. Give Bolney a wide swerve tonight.

PPG 4 otherclub 1

No H tonight, so self harming therapists, paramedics, and the Samaritans can all relax tonight. However
Fish 2 Woolie 3
SHOCKER puts Fish in relegation dog fight with the Mad dogs
BRING IT ON
MAD DOG