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Post by Herr von Puebik on Nov 1, 2006 9:01:08 GMT
Sorry Tommo but regardless of it's importance to you this forum is not the place to discuss your member :-X
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2006 9:16:10 GMT
Tart points for both of us then, as you've just given it honourable mention yourself. :)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Nov 1, 2006 9:22:42 GMT
OK Tarts ::) enuf hassle Tart Division One Mark (Milhouse) Stretford End 31311 pts includes 17420 pts for showing off Chris (Sav) Saville 24002 pts Roo (Convoy) Hare - 23352 pts Clive (Homer PINK cardigan) Thompson 20666 pts Stephen (Fluffy pink slippers) Coleman 19348 pts Bernie (Q) Lawrance 17807 pts Extra points for all sorts of reasons Ian (Colemanator) Coleman 15119 pts incl 103 indiscriminate pts for not knowing wot indiscriminate means Simon (Trophy Hunter) Coleman 13435 pts Ian (Pink Chalk) Jellis 13434 pts Graham (Sparky) Sparksman 12028 pts Kevin (Katie) Tunstall 11877 pts Kevin (Popsalot) Pringle 11743 pts Johnny (The ?) George 11621 pts John (Admiral) Birch 11592 pts Fazza + Elsie 11425 pts Glenn (Telstar) Chubb 10971 pts (seen playing Air Guitar at Reading by Jel) Lizzie (I'm a proper lady) Jellis 9281 pts Barney (paraphrasing) Bear 7876 pts Johnny (Windy) Miller 7585 pts Cunning (Leigh) Gus 7431pts Crown & Anchor (Northampton) table 7429 pts Chris (Lolly) Lawman 6724 pts Margo (sh t) Thompson 6821 pts Tart Division 2 Jason (Massive2) Neal 6432pts Bee(3 peg)fy 3715 pts Steve (Heroine) Mariner 3649 pts Paul (Pratnav) Jellis 3647 pts Dave (The Shirt) Evans 2893 pts Charlie (Peelmeister) Peel 2739 pts Vernon (Tart of the day) Sparkes 1830 pts Barry (Twirly for the match) Holt 1755 pts Keith (Milko) Sheard 1478 pts Chocolate (Chocie ) Tart 1254 pts Steve (Fossiliser) Foster 1248 pts Mike (MrMike007) Holmewood 1236 pts Derek (Evertonian type shirt) Taylor 1201 pts Div 3 Mick (Herr von Puebik) Loake 174 pts Global Tart Sav builds on his lead with Popsalot Pringle moving up a few positions and of course the usual suspects getting their fair share of points. Dave 'The Shirt' Evans and Barry 'Twirly' Holt leap into Div 2. :P
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2006 9:50:33 GMT
Good work Mein Herr.
Katie and Hayley get married this coming weekend (oor err, sounds a bit dubious). So congratulations to Sir KT and Lady H 8-)
But I hope you gave Katie some extra points for failing to win the Alternative Rules and blaming it on his being hung over from his stag do the day before. ;) ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Nov 1, 2006 9:59:19 GMT
Well firstly my congratulations to the Noble couple and I hope all goes well on the big day :D :D It is advisable that all Tarts should have a carer ;D I hadn't heard about Katie coming up with sorry excuses last Sunday so naturally he should get some points for that :P
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Post by Hammy on Nov 1, 2006 13:13:50 GMT
Nice to see me heading up division 2 and pushing for a place in the elite of tarting. I am hoping to consolidate my position as we still haven't played the Exiles yet this season and I need to put in a good performance. ;D
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Post by milhouse on Nov 1, 2006 13:14:14 GMT
i wore my everton shirt on sunday ;D ;D
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Post by Q on Nov 1, 2006 13:15:40 GMT
i wore my everton shirt on sunday ;D ;D What do you want... - a medal???? now if it were a Spurs shirt ;)
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Post by Q on Nov 1, 2006 13:17:22 GMT
Or even a Ferrari one... I've got a collection of those, they seem to be the more proficient bar billiards shirts ;D except lately :'(
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2006 13:39:46 GMT
Or even a Ferrari one... I've geo a collection of those, they seem to be the more proficient bar billiards shirts ;D except lately :'( Yeh you need to bin that one Q. Get one with a Reliant Robin on, people might then feel sorry for you and let you win occasionally. ;D
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Post by Q on Nov 1, 2006 13:47:29 GMT
I've just dug out my 'Walker the Stalker' shirt, might give that a try tonight
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Post by beefy on Nov 1, 2006 14:10:07 GMT
i wore my everton shirt on sunday ;D ;D What do you want... - a medal???? now if it were a Spurs shirt ;) Steady on mate I support spurs and last time I lloked were in Europe as for Everton well, they had their chance last year and failed :(
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Post by Q on Nov 1, 2006 14:27:14 GMT
Or even a Ferrari one... I've geo a collection of those, they seem to be the more proficient bar billiards shirts ;D except lately :'( Yeh you need to bin that one Q. Get one with a Reliant Robin on, people might then feel sorry for you and let you win occasionally. ;D That one... I say THAT ONE I'll have you know I've got 5 of 'em and they all used to play quite well... they're just having a bad spell, they need more practice.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2006 15:01:00 GMT
Perhaps we ought to re-instate this thread : barbilliards.proboards30.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1148540593I still use the lucky penny, and you should have the advantage over me in having more than one cat. The more pussies you strroke the luckier you'll be ! That's my theory, anyway and I'm sticking to it. I've had a great start to the season, which I put down to the additional factor of using the wife's cue, which has a better tip on it than mine.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2006 15:03:05 GMT
Steady on mate I support spurs and last time I lloked were in Europe as for Everton well, they had their chance last year and failed :( Haven't they drawn the same one as Everton did last year - Rapid Exit ? ;D ;D
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Post by beefy on Nov 1, 2006 17:09:24 GMT
Steady on mate I support spurs and last time I lloked were in Europe as for Everton well, they had their chance last year and failed :( Haven't they drawn the same one as Everton did last year - Rapid Exit ? ;D ;D No there still in the UEFA cup and with a 100% so farPlayed 3 won 3 Everton Crashed out of the Champions League during the qualifying rounds into the UEFA cup and then crashed out of the EUFA cup without even reaching the group stages so correct me if I'm wrong thats a "Rapid Exit" The Yid Army is still touring Europe and are playing this Thursday :D :D
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Post by Roo "Convoy!!" on Nov 1, 2006 18:27:29 GMT
:-/ HVP. This thread is turning into a free-for-all for soccer thugs and Tart Point Scavengers (TPS for short!) I think as Prime Master Tart (PMT for short!), you should address this issue and "Deduct" Tart Points where members are becoming obsessed with "Receiving" them ;D.
;D That'll be 50,000 more points for me then!
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Post by milhouse on Nov 1, 2006 22:08:53 GMT
What do you want... - a medal???? now if it were a Spurs shirt ;) Yes, we could have used that Spurs shirt on Sunday as they ran out of toilet paper during the day ;) ;D
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Post by Q on Nov 2, 2006 0:04:50 GMT
What do you want... - a medal???? now if it were a Spurs shirt ;) Yes, we could have used that Spurs shirt on Sunday as they ran out of toilet paper during the day ;) ;D If we are the paper... you must be sh!t
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Nov 2, 2006 8:04:02 GMT
:-/ HVP. This thread is turning into a free-for-all for soccer thugs and Tart Point Scavengers (TPS for short!) I think as Prime Master Tart (PMT for short!), you should address this issue and "Deduct" Tart Points where members are becoming obsessed with "Receiving" them ;D. ;D That'll be 50,000 more points for me then! I think you've flushed them out Roo ;D ;D PS Although it might appear to go against the nature of the award points will be deducted for arguing about footie :-* PPS I'll give you 5000 pts for your observations Roo :P
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2006 9:03:06 GMT
A quick bulletin from your southern correspondent.................... The tartomer was twitching in a southerly direction last night. MrMick007 made a blatant and unashamed play for points by wearing a garish pink cardigan (good job I wasn't earing mine or we would have clashed !) Also, Margo had a nice little break going on a difficult table, pegged it and let out a little swearword which we all heard......... ;)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Nov 2, 2006 9:10:21 GMT
Bloomin' 'eck Margo :o If you do a Tart shot you should do wot I do and beat the cr@p out of the end of the table with the cue :-/ (always better if you've borrowed one) ::) As for Mr Bond he'll certainly get Tart points for wearing the pink cardie (and probably get some sort of a reputation as well) :P
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Post by mrmike007 on Nov 2, 2006 12:07:13 GMT
Pink cardigans should in future be known as C.R.A.P. Cardigans-Receive-Additional-Points ;D
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Post by Q on Nov 2, 2006 12:40:29 GMT
Also, Margo had a nice little break going on a difficult table, pegged it and let out a little swearword which we all heard......... ;) Flippin eck Margo, I read MrMike007's post in the MSBBL section about the bad language and guessed that it was a certain Mr Gasson... I NEVER thought it would be you. ;) BTW HVP If you are going to start deducting our hard earned points then I might have to start aiming for new lows... Can I beat your score and come BOTTOM of your rankings??? SPURS SPURS SPURS
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2006 12:47:25 GMT
Flippin eck Margo, I read MrMike007's post in the MSBBL section about the bad language and guessed that it was a certain Mr Gasson... I NEVER thought it would be you. ;) Well, there we go then - not a Holstein drinker after all, but a guzzler of cider: weekly shopping usually includes an 18-pack of Strongbow and not a drop of it passes my lips. ::) And the language ! Well, watch The Catherine Tate Show tonight - the swearing gran is tame compared with her ! ;)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Nov 2, 2006 13:07:03 GMT
Well I should imagine living with you would make a Bishop swear Tommo Oops sorry that's a picture of Tommo at Sunday school :-/ this is the one I meant
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Post by Colemanator on Nov 2, 2006 13:18:55 GMT
Is the award closing at the end of the year or end of season?
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Nov 2, 2006 13:22:34 GMT
Yes :P
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Post by Sparky on Nov 2, 2006 21:37:44 GMT
Flippin' 'Eck I go off line for a week and you lot have jumped 4 pages (of dr*v*l) which includes some of the worst excesses of tartsmanship imaginable, in short it's hard work keeping up with the latest news (mostly sheepish) and views (pussies)........mental picture of a Pink Pussy in Sheeps clothing with red shoes, eating a Apple Tart and driving a Reliant Robin down to Reading for 6 months rehabilitation...... or have I mixed threads again....please tell me it's only a nightmare.
Going for a lie down to recover ::)
P.S. think my new signature fits perfectly in this thread ;D ;D
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Post by margo on Nov 2, 2006 21:38:01 GMT
Flippin eck Margo, I read MrMike007's post in the MSBBL section about the bad language and guessed that it was a certain Mr Gasson... I NEVER thought it would be you. ;) hi bernie anybody would think i said a really bad word i meant to say shoot but you know me bernie say what you see margo
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