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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2006 20:05:16 GMT
HEE HEE HEE ?
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Post by Colemanator on Sept 19, 2006 20:37:02 GMT
Ha Ha Ha
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Lolly
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Post by Lolly on Sept 19, 2006 20:41:36 GMT
What is the following dingbat: SHEEP SHEEP SHEEPLaughing Stock? From a farmers point of view of course.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2006 21:55:29 GMT
Welcome back Lolly,
How was Tampa by the way, you didn't get caught up in anything did you ? ;)
My hee hee hee was meant as a serious answer, the bold type is the ding and the outer S---P is the bat.
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 20, 2006 7:33:04 GMT
Surely everyone in Northants knows it's the Triple Jump ::) Ho Ho Ho
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Post by Hammy on Sept 20, 2006 12:29:18 GMT
Now that you seem to have relaxed the rules on the Tart points no doubt us Rushden Boys will be featuring heavily in the new winter season. I mean we do have the 'peelmeister'!! :o ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 20, 2006 13:28:04 GMT
Don't worry Jase for the coming winter season we shall be having a 'Kipling Open' and I'm sure the 'Peelmeister' will be a major challenger ;)
Just to clarify how points are awarded so people can keep track better please read the following
Crap shots Inappropriate remarks Being Wally of the Month Insulting the 'Kipling' administration Age and level of fitness Randomly awarded points at the administrators discretion Ability to hold a tart-like conversation
The total of the indiscriminate Tart Points awarded during the season will be multiplied by the Tarts age, divided by number of games played and then multiplied by number of brain cells after which an indiscriminate number of points will be added to ascertain final league positions.
Hopefully this is clear to everyone. Have a good season ;D ;D
It is rumoured Jel is starting a breakaway County section in which I believe I am already favourite to win :P
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2006 15:37:01 GMT
What about the categories :
Age and level of fitness; Ability to hold a tart-like conversation.
>:( ??? :'(
At this rate I'm only going to earn points under Inappropriate Remarks (for my sheep jokes).
Oh and whoops - that's an extra point for criticising the administration. ;D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 20, 2006 15:44:31 GMT
If you read it properly Tommo you would have seen I hadn't forgotten those categories :-*
PS Points aren't counted during the gap between the summer and winter seasons but may go towards the indiscriminate points at the end of the season :)
Alles Klar ;)
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Post by Colemanator on Sept 20, 2006 16:56:29 GMT
Just to clarify how points are awarded so people can keep track better please read the following Crap shots Inappropriate remarks Being Wally of the Month Insulting the 'Kipling' administration Age and level of fitness; Ability to hold a tart-like conversation Mick, you should win hands down then. ;)
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Roo "Convoy!!"
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Post by Roo "Convoy!!" on Sept 20, 2006 18:13:28 GMT
;D Not necessarily Ian. If you think about it, Mick's last Kipling Score was just 2, which correlates well with part of his equation:
Mick will therefore find it very difficult to accumulate good 'Kipling Credit' :o
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Post by Colemanator on Sept 20, 2006 18:18:42 GMT
;D ;D Point taken, i just thought he fitted the bill perfectly he could've made the profile up based on himself :D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 21, 2006 7:14:03 GMT
Well spotted Roo only a wise and well travelled person would have noticed that no matter how many points I accrue during the season at the end of the season due to the non existence of brain cells they always go back to zero.
Oh dear dear dear Mister Colemanator. Which part of the rules DON'T you understand. Clearly along with Milhouse, Tommo and the Peelmeister you are one of the favourites.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2006 9:52:24 GMT
If you read it properly Tommo you would have seen I hadn't forgotten those categories :-* One of the attributes of a good Tart is "cheating". So when I point out an omission at 5.37pm and your original post is clearly shown to have been modified at 5.43pm what does that say ? Extra points all round please, for the organiser on cheating like a common tart, and for me for insulting the administration. ;) ;D ;D :P
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 21, 2006 10:41:00 GMT
ME....CHEAT.......
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Post by milhouse on Sept 21, 2006 11:02:12 GMT
Well spotted Roo only a wise and well travelled person would have noticed that no matter how many points I accrue during the season at the end of the season due to the non existence of brain cells they always go back to zero. Oh dear dear dear Mister Colemanator. Which part of the rules DON'T you understand. Clearly along with Milhouse, Tommo and the Peelmeister you are one of the favourites. First time i have ever been a favourite for a title :D :D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 21, 2006 15:23:46 GMT
Don't get too excited just yet Milhouse you have still got to wrest the crown from Roo although thanks to his astute observations in an earlier thread he will be starting the season with minus 1000 pts
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jel
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Post by jel on Sept 21, 2006 16:14:01 GMT
it wont take him to long to get back into credit, he's bound to invent something stupid soon. its been a while since the last one:o
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Post by milhouse on Sept 21, 2006 16:21:05 GMT
I really must meet all you people i don't know! Are any of you going to the alternate rules at the end of October ?
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Post by Colemanator on Sept 21, 2006 16:32:50 GMT
I really must meet all you people i don't know! Are any of you going to the alternate rules at the end of October ? some of us will be around this Sunday for the county championships, the more saner ones though ;) :D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 22, 2006 9:53:00 GMT
Unfortunately not as many as you thought Ian.
Points have been allocated appropriately
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Post by Hammy on Sept 22, 2006 12:48:29 GMT
Will there be a pre season ranking on Tart points produced soon Mick? :D
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 22, 2006 13:07:14 GMT
I'm working on it Jase but the entries are coming in thick and fast so I might have to divide them into divisions :P I'm also working on Roos trophy from the summer league but the pesky kids keep eating it :-/ With a bit of luck I'll have one ready for Presentation Night next year ::)
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 22, 2006 15:27:02 GMT
OK these are just provisional positions as the season hasn't started in earnest yet :P
Kevin (Katie) Tunstall 5828 pts Ian (Colemanator) Coleman 4153 pts + 103 indiscriminate pts for not knowing wot indiscriminate means Bernie (Q) Lawrence 3470 pts Clive (Tommo) Thompson 2875 pts Mark (Milhouse) Stretford End 2840 pts Vernon (Tart of the day) Sparkes 1830 pts Keith (Milko) Sheard 1478 pts Mike (MrMike007) Holmewood 1236 pts Johnny (The Split) George 633 pts Chris (Lolly) Lawman 624 pts Mario (sorry who's Mario) 500 pts Ian (Jel) Jellis 336 pts Jason (Massive2) Neal 124 pts Fazza + Asbo 120 pts Mick (Herr von Puebik) Loake 2 pts Roo (Convoy) Hare - 1000 pts (minus)
If anyone is not happy with the above points can always be added just let me know :P
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Post by Colemanator on Sept 22, 2006 15:33:00 GMT
Can I have a breakdown on how i got so many points, also what has sir KT done to accumalate so many points? :o
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 22, 2006 15:37:43 GMT
You really didn't read the rules did you Ian :-/ The points are awarded indiscriminately ::) I'm sure Veronica will lend you a dictionary. As for KT he wins everything else so I thought wot the heck ;D
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Post by Colemanator on Sept 22, 2006 15:45:21 GMT
I'm sure Kev will be pleased to be in the running in such a prestigous (?) award, I just feel that i'm being victimised :-[ I read the rules again and disagree with parts which i wouldn't qualify for >:(
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Post by Herr von Puebik on Sept 22, 2006 15:53:32 GMT
Ah yes I see wot you mean :-[ I stand corrected and the rules have been corrected too ;)
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Post by milhouse on Sept 22, 2006 15:57:15 GMT
Mark (Milhouse) I'll come back to your surname later 2840 pts do you not know my surname, or are you going to make one up ??
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2006 15:59:45 GMT
Since this has now become an 'Open', I have sensed a move by KS towards not being left out, especially with Katie now leading the field in earnest (no doubt after a fourth successive one).
To quote Milko from the Oxford winter League thread :
Not the best of starts for us on our new table & venue, especially ME, because i had an absolute howler, losing to Steve Huntley (who was as bad as me) 1,670 to 1,090. :' (How does the saying go "one swallow doesn't make a summer"...........Well this one just fell off his perch. . I had practiced with Steven for two hours before & we couldn't miss, then 20 min's before the match we decided to try a set of brand NEW BALLS..........How does the saying go "new balls vicar" or is it .........."more tea vicar! Well they didn't work for me !!!! Perhaps we should start a new thread up about excuses or famous sayings!!!. Keith.
Now tell me if that doesn't score heavily in four different categories: (mention of swallowing and new balls vicar for starters.........) Some further points to be added on for admitting to relying on luck to win in the form of a black shirt. ;D
(I better keep out of his way on Sunday ! :-[ )
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