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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 7, 2020 13:19:29 GMT
These may include, but are not exclusive to, homophobic, racist, offensive or overtly sexual jokes. ......... and political ? Think that covers it Tommo. Every dubious case will be considered on its suitability for a family forum. We will err on the side of caution, especially if a joke is reported by members.
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Post by barbelman on Dec 7, 2020 17:01:48 GMT
These may include, but are not exclusive to, homophobic, racist, offensive or overtly sexual jokes. ......... and political ? . It's no big deal really, but some people inadvertently push the envelope sometimes Clive, and it's often the thin end of the wedge.
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Post by davejones on Dec 9, 2020 20:17:20 GMT
I’ve been swapping labels around on the wife’s spice jars. She may not know anything about it yet but, mark my words — the thyme is cumin.
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Post by davejones on Dec 9, 2020 20:18:34 GMT
Man United showing Boris how easy it is to leave Europe
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Post by Dave Hampton on Dec 10, 2020 8:52:12 GMT
I just opened the medicine cupboard, a bottle of Omega 3 pills fell out and hit me.
Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.
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Post by davejones on Dec 13, 2020 22:24:44 GMT
N V B K I T H E K L O P F I N V E N T O R Z S F O F T H E E F G H J I O L P L Y Q W O R D S E A R C H H A S J P O D I E D G W
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Post by davejones on Dec 14, 2020 10:08:33 GMT
Anyone got any advice on how I can stop my kitchen windows steaming up...?
Feel free to pop round, my kettle is always on...
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Post by davejones on Dec 14, 2020 20:46:56 GMT
It’s that time of year when the wise men turn up and offer those three symbolic gifts.
Hands, face, space.
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Post by davejones on Dec 15, 2020 20:29:18 GMT
Guys, the inventor of the asterisk just told me his online banking password.
It's ******.
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Post by davejones on Dec 16, 2020 22:24:58 GMT
Do you know how weird it is being the same age as old people?
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Post by bigjimsilverfox on Dec 17, 2020 13:40:44 GMT
I got all Emotional at the petrol station last night. I don't why I just started Filling up.. 😊
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Post by davejones on Dec 18, 2020 20:07:51 GMT
My wife asked?
"Have you seen the dog's bowl?"
I replied. "No, I didn't know they could play cricket!"
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Post by bigjimsilverfox on Dec 19, 2020 9:37:28 GMT
I went to the paint store to get thinner
It didn't work 🙄
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Post by iang on Dec 19, 2020 12:06:48 GMT
Someone's been down our road nicking all the bus stops
Honestly I don't know where these people get off
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Post by davejones on Dec 20, 2020 20:31:52 GMT
4 calling tiers, 3 French tiers. 2 turtle tiers and a partridge in a tier tree
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Post by davejones on Dec 21, 2020 15:04:52 GMT
Calls for negotiators to go the extra mile to secure a post-Brexit deal prompt a major rift, Brussels insists the term should be go the extra 1.61km’.
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Post by davejones on Dec 21, 2020 21:46:53 GMT
Bloody typical. We've spent 4 and a half years trying to stop people from the EU coming here and now they're the ones preventing us from going there!
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Post by davejones on Dec 22, 2020 20:31:19 GMT
I worry that the forthcoming lettuce shortage is just the tip of the iceberg...
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Post by Dave Hampton on Dec 22, 2020 21:44:44 GMT
I worry that the forthcoming lettuce shortage is just the tip of the iceberg... Another one of your little gems, Dave
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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 22, 2020 22:53:03 GMT
I worry that the forthcoming lettuce shortage is just the tip of the iceberg... Another one of your little gems, Dave
You'll get a 'rocket' for taking the hiss!
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Post by bigjimsilverfox on Dec 23, 2020 14:03:12 GMT
Breaking News: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically. 😂
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Post by Q on Dec 24, 2020 11:07:27 GMT
Breaking News: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families. Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically. 😂 Well you're not far off, we've been moved up to tier2
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Post by davejones on Dec 26, 2020 22:36:48 GMT
My wife asked me, "What did you buy me for Christmas?" "Well," I chuckled. "You see that pink Mercedes over there?" "Yes?" she asked happily. "Well I bought you a toothbrush the same colour."
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Post by davejones on Dec 27, 2020 20:28:16 GMT
There's talk of renaming the US military bases that were named after Confederate army leaders.
I think that's GeneralLee a good idea.
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Post by davejones on Dec 28, 2020 20:52:37 GMT
Prince Harry and Megan sign £100 million deal with Netflix.
He really is the ginger bread man.
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Post by davejones on Dec 29, 2020 17:33:43 GMT
If a Libran marries an Arian, do they both become Librarians?
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Post by davejones on Dec 29, 2020 20:26:33 GMT
I offered Bonnie Tyler a Quality Street earlier but she declined.
She said she was holding out for a Hero.
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Post by davejones on Dec 30, 2020 17:48:32 GMT
The woman who created the mobile phone package where you supply your own handset has sadly passed away...
R.I.P Simone Lee
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Post by davejones on Dec 30, 2020 20:47:43 GMT
According to an NHS poll, this year's most popular carol was "the trolley and the IV"
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Post by Chris_Sav on Dec 31, 2020 9:40:12 GMT
The woman who created the mobile phone package where you supply your own handset has sadly passed away... R.I.P Simone Lee
I hear she left a bundle
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