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Post by bigjimsilverfox on Jan 28, 2021 22:05:09 GMT
Phew
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dillon
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Post by dillon on Jan 29, 2021 3:37:40 GMT
Go on Sav...ban him! Please! I'll buy you a beer in Sudbury. 🙏😂
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Post by daveuk1 on Jan 29, 2021 17:09:54 GMT
Go on Sav...ban him! Please! I'll buy you a beer in Sudbury. 🙏😂 Only one beer?????
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Post by davejones on Jan 30, 2021 20:56:04 GMT
All these months of doom and gloom headlines about Covid, wishing for that one positive headline.
Something to cheer your heart and make all the isolation, queues, sanitising etc.... worthwhile and give the nation something to celebrate.
Britain’s got talent cancelled until 2022. !!!!! That will do nicely.
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Post by BB Warrior on Jan 31, 2021 11:04:37 GMT
All these months of doom and gloom headlines about Covid, wishing for that one positive headline. Something to cheer your heart and make all the isolation, queues, sanitising etc.... worthwhile and give the nation something to celebrate. Britain’s got talent cancelled until 2022. !!!!! That will do nicely. I watched it once, several years ago in one of the first series, vowed never to watch it again and have happily kept that vow!
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Post by Chris_Sav on Feb 1, 2021 11:10:20 GMT
I think watching Dicko do Bohemian Rhapsody in 2008 and getting shot down by Simon Cowell was enough for me.
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Post by bigjimsilverfox on Feb 1, 2021 18:25:30 GMT
Bought a head of lettuce from local grocery store Mama's and Papa's
Can't eat it as
All the leaves are brown
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Post by bigjimsilverfox on Feb 1, 2021 19:26:41 GMT
Keep having strange dreams of Suggs walking up my path . I think It's a Sign of Madness
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Post by barbelman on Feb 1, 2021 19:44:38 GMT
I think watching Dicko do Bohemian Rhapsody in 2008 and getting shot down by Simon Cowell was enough for me. It’s actually on YouTube with Dicko doing a duet with a young Holly Willoughby!! I searched for Richard Pembroke.... it is memorable indeed! 🤡
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Post by davejones on Feb 1, 2021 22:19:42 GMT
Covid sufferers are being told to sing opera to beat the virus.
They are now being blamed for the rise in the aria number
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Post by davejones on Feb 2, 2021 20:35:03 GMT
I'm busy following a recipe and it says "chill in the fridge for an hour."
I've got a book, some snacks and a pint but it's cramped in here.
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Post by davejones on Feb 2, 2021 20:39:27 GMT
Liverpool sign Kabak, the premier leagues first palindromic player.
Must be good at going forward and tracking back
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Post by davejones on Feb 3, 2021 20:18:36 GMT
BREAKING NEWS: Jeff Bezos to step down as Amazon CEO.
He will be leaving with an excellent package.... slightly damaged and delivered three doors down.
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Post by davejones on Feb 5, 2021 20:22:41 GMT
Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, so why can you tiptoe but not tipfinger???
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Post by davejones on Feb 7, 2021 20:49:37 GMT
I am creating a documentary about hay fever called "My Nose".
"My Nose" will be streaming soon.
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Post by bigjimsilverfox on Feb 8, 2021 16:24:30 GMT
I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.
I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair...
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Post by davejones on Feb 12, 2021 20:24:04 GMT
My mate says if he wins the euro millions he'll have an island named after him.
Whatever, Barry, I said.
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Post by davejones on Feb 16, 2021 20:20:38 GMT
I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head.
It's a loaf hat diet.
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Post by davejones on Feb 20, 2021 20:18:59 GMT
Hot News from this month's issue of "Hairdressing World"
A Welsh barber has announced that his new shop, opening as soon as current Covid restrictions have been lifted, will be the first shop devoted to the 1950s musical genre and unusually will be staffed entirely by women.
"Frank Evans' Follicle Girls"
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Post by davejones on Feb 21, 2021 20:35:45 GMT
Christopher Plummer's old vice is for sale, made by the German company, Edel.
In retirement, it used to greet him every morning.
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Post by davejones on Feb 25, 2021 20:22:16 GMT
Tiger woods' wife has admitted she has a major foot fetish.
That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat
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Post by bigjimsilverfox on Mar 1, 2021 17:15:36 GMT
Somebody has stolen one of my Mr Men books. I'm absolutely fuming and have vowed revenge.
No more Mr Nice Guy!
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Post by davejones on Mar 1, 2021 20:02:54 GMT
What did Elton John say after his 7th can of Amstel?
Amstel standing, yeah yeah yeah
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Post by davejones on Mar 7, 2021 22:37:01 GMT
How many wives can a monk have?
Nun
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Post by davejones on Mar 11, 2021 20:14:50 GMT
The inventor of the cassette tape has died at the ripe old age of C90
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Post by davejones on Mar 17, 2021 20:00:06 GMT
Hello, RSPCA. Hello. There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan. I don't believe you. Well you'll have to take my whirred ferret.
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Post by davejones on Mar 18, 2021 20:07:35 GMT
I wonder if Frances de la Tour was a good cyclist ?
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Post by Sir Chancelot on Mar 19, 2021 11:59:42 GMT
I wonder if Frances de la Tour was a good cyclist ? Yes, as Jonathon Ross would have said she was a wheely nice girl.
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Post by davejones on Mar 21, 2021 20:58:36 GMT
Qantas announces you need a vaccine in order to fly.
I knew there were side effects but didn't know it made you grow wings.
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Post by Chris_Sav on Mar 22, 2021 8:38:01 GMT
Qantas announces you need a vaccine in order to fly. I knew there were side effects but didn't know it made you grow wings.
Yes rumour has it that, if they run short of vaccine in April, they're going to substitute Red Bull
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